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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Farewell online privacy

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The quality commissar: By the Emperor you WILL put the correct amount of cheese on that pizza.

Guardsman, acting chef for his unit: ey I found a pineapple ration, how about we fancy up our dinner!

The quality commissar:

can I pay extra to not have a pizza commissar breathing down Sara's neck

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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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don't be aperture science.

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

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Me omw to the linger longer food

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they call me the worm wizard

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*scoff*, your sponsored segment is no match for the power of my Stand!

「KING CRIMSON」! SKIP TO THE END OF THE SPONSOR!

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In tears

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Throughout all of humanity, and your whole life, you have yourself.

Its not the best, but it'll do.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Maybe if you signed up for the "help the god-like anomaly get a part-time because they have a passion for cooking and need work experience" job, you'd be on good standing with some of the god-like anomalies.

whats up with SCP researchers and getting tormented by God-like anomalies. Whats up with tjat

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sorry you signed up for the "getting tormented by god-like anomalies" job

whats up with SCP researchers and getting tormented by God-like anomalies. Whats up with tjat