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LET ME PLAY!!!!

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When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

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can't believe I spoke these words of wisdom at one point

cows are milk dogs

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it's the mewo

Mewo!?

Mewo!!

(lmao hi anon!)

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it’s so frustrating how often there are no accessible alternatives for things disabled folk need to succeed. i have an exam tomorrow and i really need to be studying, but i just took a nap immediately after class. and there’s a review session in half an hour and im so exhausted i don’t know if I’ll have the energy to get there and sit through it. and im extra tired because of my adhd meds, which i need to even do my work and concentrate in the first place. and there’s no option to do it online so whenever i ask if there’s a way to get help, the answer is always the same: “come to in-person reviews and office hours to get the help you need.” im just so tired of being tired and not being able to get help and even just needing help in the first place. idk this post doesn’t have a point im just frustrated

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nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

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video: several tiny, baby wizards, (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats and cartoon smiley faces) running circles around a much larger adult wizard. the song "the world revolving" by toby fox plays loudly. (a rotoscoped edit of this post). end ID.

THE WIZARDS REVOLVING

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cows are milk dogs

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

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when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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yesterday I got the “are you a boy or are you a girl” question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren’t boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, “wow, just like snails.”

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Ideal situation for me

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When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.