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Oh my god how have I not talked about nightmares yet?? It has to be one of my favourite tropes ever

Oh we have more than one bed? Too bad I had a nightmare come here

Nightmares getting so frequent that poor whumpee decides to straight up stop sleeping. Which. They obviously fail miserably at because now they're just collapsing in the middle of the day

Waking up screaming bloody murder and scaring the shit out of caretaker

Waking up screaming and making whumper even more mad <3

Not being able to tell if they're awake or not

Just sleep paralysis in general

Waking up from a nightmare convinced they're still in whumper's clutches

Having a nightmare where caretaker is hurting them and not wanting to explain why they're so skittish around them all of a sudden

Just.. ✨️nightmares✨️

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Fairy selfie

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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

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when Wendy's used to be yellow

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(@bnaporkstore)

Turkey pesto : homemade roasted turkey breast, melted mozzarella, basil pesto, avocado & tomato wrap panini

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‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022) Artist Website: https://www.noahverrier.com/

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Mansplaining: thinks the problem is you

Works from the assumption that I know so much more than you, and you could simply never comprehend This Topic on your own, so I must explain it to you, for I am so wise.

Neurodivergent Over-Clarifying: thinks the problem is me

Works from the assumption that I am a trainwreck and am doing a terrible job of expressing myself, so I must continue to explain what I meant, hoping to successfully convey the thought in my head.

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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someone I follow on the bird app just announced they're starting a very exclusive private fic server because they and a bunch of other people want to talk about how much they love the fics they're reading, and as an author can I just say that a really great place to talk about a fic you love is in the comments for that fic

I understand that people are trying to create safe spaces, but as the number of comments that I get on my fics dwindles with each passing year, knowing these spaces exist where my fics are being discussed, places that I am excluded from, makes me want to write fic LESS

I mean I guess who cares, right, because if I stop writing, there's 10,000 other people that will continue...but if you participate in a fic "book club" server and you say nice things there about a fic you loved, maybe copy and paste that into a comment on AO3?

the only thing fanfic writers are asking for in return for hours of hard work is attention. please don't rob us of the one thing that we hope for when we hit "post"

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source

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Care to elaborate…?

God has forsaken me

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Math majors in their free time:

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Harry in public: *hates his fame and hates getting attention or being treated like he's special*

Harry at home when he doesn't want to do the dishes: Remember that time I saved the whole wizarding world?

Draco: It's still your turn to do the dishes.

Harry: Remember how I died? For everyone?

Draco: Dishes. Or you won't like the consequences.

Harry: I think I'll be alright. I did kill Voldemort after all.

Draco: I have powers he knew not. I can make you sleep on the couch.

Harry: ...

Harry: I've just had an idea. I think I'll go do the dishes.