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if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.
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Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens
Me and my sensitive ass:

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
#its been little more than a year since I had to say goodbye to my dearest Ursula#and a year before that I had to say goodbye to Matilda#and everyday I still think about their happy wagging tails and gentle eyes#I wish that centuries from now the world would still know how much I loved them till their last day
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imagine: you're a minimum wage mail carrier. you have to deliver a letter to some guy's house WAY out in the middle of nowhere. the letter tells him he was elected president. the guy didn't know he was running for president. a month later you're secretary of state and directly advising the president on nuclear policy.
this is the plot of the goblin emperor from csevet's point of view.
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Hanguang-June
(Drawn May 29-30, 2022 | Posted June 1, 2022)
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.
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Happy Pride to Jonathan the 193-year-old gay tortoise, his boyfriend Fred, and all the other elder queers
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It's pride month? Do you want me to like draw gay people? what?
My friend is finishing mdzs and I'm obsessed with them all over again
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Completely personal preference but gonna be real with you, vampires and werewolves and stuff like that just don't hit the same for me without the angst, the guilt, the terror, like what's the point, "oh but what if he was just a puppy," yeah yeah, that's nice, I don't care, what if their very being was tearing them apart from the inside, what if the hunger never stops clawing and clawing and clawing even if you have it under control for the moment, not to say there's not exceptions or variations, those who've come to terms with or revel in their nature or etc., different opportunities for silliness or softness for sure, but to strip *all* manner of horror or discomfort from the lore, it's like wow, where is the appeal, the flavour, I hope you're hungry FOR NOTHING, just like your "vampire" apparently
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you need to develop obsessions with strange niche content
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