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One of the weird things I like to do is to say "Personally I think. / Do you know what I think." and then say nothing. It's quite funny how annoyed people get by this...
Sorry mom!
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when u have an egg
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This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting
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That scene in the shining where he breaks down the door but instead of jack nicholson its the doulingo owl
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You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
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OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
YASSS YASS😭💕💕💕
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