clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?
bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support
clark: what - i - no??
bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat
clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube
bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be
clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?
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people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀
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wolf & bunny: a love story
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Tim standing up on Kons back while he flies: how’s it going guys?
Damian embarrassed as Jon carries him bridal style while they fly: how the fuck?!
Bruce using all his core strength as he simply holds Clark’s hands and hangs: Tim, what are you?
Tim: it’s called TTK losers
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Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.
Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.
You’re welcome.
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i love how with twins there's always a crazy one and a more chill one
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