lanclshmancl
lanclshmancl
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Hiyas I love fandom spaces and silly goofy art may the slop river never dry.. ----- 6teen - will most likely post OC stuff and reblog random doohickeys and watchamacallits !!I don't respond to DMs and the like because those are scary lol!!
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lanclshmancl · 11 hours ago
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Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole
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lanclshmancl · 18 hours ago
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I haven't heard anyone mention this but Dougheals 'whole dough' thing is literally just the human instrumentality project for cookies. Hear me out.
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lanclshmancl · 20 hours ago
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Labubu died this morning from swallow too much air. He was 3 seconds old
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lanclshmancl · 1 day ago
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I used to have this soul that I used to pour chocolate milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
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lanclshmancl · 1 day ago
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I'm not found of rendering, sorry
Oh and I kinda tought of it because every time I see this sprite, I think she poses for some pop song album cover
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lanclshmancl · 1 day ago
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hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here
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lanclshmancl · 1 day ago
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can yew. can yew do dis one.
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(creds: daily-capochin)
Picture by @daily-capochin
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lanclshmancl · 2 days ago
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lanclshmancl · 2 days ago
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Imagine your OTP/3+ are West Virginia coal miners. They work side by side day by day, until one day the main shaft caves in. They catch each other’s eyes just as the lantern light gutters out and leaves them in darkness. They die holding hands, choking on the afterdamp (poisonous gases) of the explosion.
(Bonus: When they die, they catch a glance of their next life together)
Inspired by verse one of Vienna Teng's In Another Life. 
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lanclshmancl · 2 days ago
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lanclshmancl · 3 days ago
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AYYYY OHHHHH I MISMANAGE-A THE WEBSITE I BAN-A THE TGIRLS
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lanclshmancl · 4 days ago
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I see a lot of "you go girl!" quotations of Virginia Woolf insulting 'Ulysses' on here.
I cannot and will not let it go unmentioned that Woolf's queerness and womanness does not erase the fact she was upper class and English, and that her description of Joyce and his writing is dripping in colonial and class contempt:
An illiterate, underbred book it seems to me: the book of a self-taught working man, & we all know how distressing they are, how egotistic, insistent, raw, striking, & ultimately nauseating.
Now. This was written likely within a year of Ireland gaining partial independence from British colonial rule. 'Ulysses' was published on Feb 2nd, 1922, less than a month after the British administration left Dublin. This after several years of guerilla war.
This is not the case of a girlboss gay icon sticking it to a man. This is a person from a colonialist perspective calling the work of a person who came from a colonial underclass "underbred" and "illiterate".
She also assumes that James Joyce was uneducated. Joyce was culturally middle class (though he and his family had bouts of serious poverty) and went to the best private schools in Dublin available to a Catholic at the time and on to university. But she calls him "self taught". Perhaps because he was Irish. Or perhaps because an Irish education didn't count.
In the social dynamics of the time, Woolf was engaging in something akin to (not the same as, i am not saying it is the same, simply akin to) racist dog-whistling. Honestly if a posh English person called something an Irish person wrote "underbred" or "illiterate" today, it would still be considered unacceptable and apologies would be demanded, but in the early 1920s it was pretty fucking disgusting. She used eugenicist language and allusions lack of education as a cudgel with which to bash somebody she deemed culturally inferior to herself, after centuries of her culture suppressing his.
I understand that not everybody understands the existence of this dynamic. But now you do.
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lanclshmancl · 4 days ago
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went for a walk today
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lanclshmancl · 4 days ago
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I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.
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lanclshmancl · 4 days ago
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Ant society
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lanclshmancl · 4 days ago
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coming straight from YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUR HOUSE
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lanclshmancl · 4 days ago
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>YOURE LISTENING TO
>*reverb growl effect*
> 105
>*guitar shredding in the background*
>WEREWOLF FM
>*multiple wolf barks with sick riffs*
> WE ONLY LISTEN TO THE HOTTEST HOWLS ON THE AIR
>*various howl overlays*
>THIS ISNT YOUR TYPICAL LYCANTHROPE STATION
>*explosion stock audio*
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