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Walking up to the blonde's door, Alistair adjusted his jacket over his arm and stood patiently. "Lily! Are you coming?" He called again after what he deemed an apropriate amount of time, rapping his knuckles again against the wood of the door and moving his bag against his shoulder so the vinyl strap wouldn't dig so painfully into his skin. "I can take you another time if you like!" he explained, wondering internally if perhaps he should open the door on his own account. 

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I actually haven't got any idea in the slightest. 

I think there's someone down the line who fucked a sheep or something. No clue. Or maybe we evolved to the cold and our eyebrows are supposed to keep us warm? Good question. 

Distant? So I guess that means you ain’t immortal… dude, you should totally ask to be immortal one day! You can go around healing people forever! And you’ll look fucking hot forever too! Well, then again, while your ass is nice, it ain’t as nice as Arthur’s…

You can totally do that! And let me know the results too! But if there’s one thing I don’t get, it’s the fact that you Kirklands all have giant ass eyebrows. What’s up with that? 

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We've discussed it and then I took it up with his sister. We're thinking we're just really distant relatives, but yeah, possibly related. 

I'm thinking of asking about us all taking one of those ancestry tests, where you send in a DNA sample and they trace your lineage. 

  … Well, okay then. I guess Scotsmen fuck people and not sheep or goats. 

Oh yeah, did you ever find out if you’re related to my husband and all? ‘cause William could use a non-Canadian uncle. 

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Nah, we make do with actual people. They smell better and it's not illegal. 

Wait, if the Welsh fuck sheep, then what do you guys fuck? Goats? 

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Y e s. 

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Wrong nationality. Sheep fuckers are Welsh. 

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I think all this place needs now is a 'Burn Book', from what I've witnessed. 

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I'm...adjusting, I suppose. There's a leak in my ceiling I ought to fix tomorrow and if the power keeps going out, I'm going to invest in a battery powered fan. Everyone seems nice enough here, however I haven't really met many well enough to be the best judge. 

May I ask how long you've been here? I've been meaning to ask someone about the others and various dangers to avoid. 

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert. 

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Eh, I don't have that money to pay so I don't really think I'll be asking for your services much. And from the way you treat random people in public, I suppose you're a villain? Perhaps an anti hero? Forgive me for not knowing, but I'm not a mind reader. -snickers and takes another drag from his cigarette- 

If I were, I'd be a lot better at cards than I am now. 

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert. 

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-sort of stares kind of blankly at Gilbert's finger and nods after a few moments- I see...I've got my own lighter though...well...how long have you uh, been doing that? -lights a cigarette and inhales deeply- 

I honestly don't doubt you could ruin my life, but I think it'd take a little more than a day. Let's not even test the theory though, okay? 

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert. 

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I'd hope so. I'd hate to make enemies without having a proper fight to solidify our nemesis stance. -chuckles a bit and fiddles with a carton of cigarettes- As potential friends, however, I don't see a real need to fight with you.

Perhaps we should get to know each other better? As potential friends should. 

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert. 

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Prussian, huh? 

Take pride in it. Especially since Easy Germany isn't around anymore. It gives you all the more reason to correct people and point out the fact that you aren't like everyone else. 

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert. 

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Then let's get to it! I'll start a petition or something and take it up with the leaders here. Alfred and Arthur, right? 

  [Sighs] Augh, that sounds heavenly.

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Perhaps we make a deal? All pitch in and send those people away so the rest of us can get some rest? 

That’s quite a good idea except for the small group of immature people who screw up just because that’s their nature.

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If we don't gain our independence in the next decade, I'm pretty sure there's going to be rioting in the streets and I'll be amongst the masses. 

Yeah, it does matter. If you're proud of your ancestry, point it out! Be proud of who you are, y'know? Correct people! Make it important!

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert. 

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Scottish. I've been raised for the entirety of my life in Scotland. And I'm guessing your German strictly from the accent? Apologies if I'm wrong. 

Hey there, Gilbert Beilschmidt, the coolest man around, nice to meet you! Sorry if I couldn't greet you earlier, I was in Germany for a bit, but now you can get the best welcome late! [smiles]

It’s quite aright. Saving the best for last is surely the best way to go about most things. Nice to finally meet you, Gilbert.