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.... hey

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michael langdon - icons.      ✧ like or reblog if you use/save.      ✧ @someironic on twitter.

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if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

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Michael is so fucking relatable like he

Cries constantly

Gets attached to anyone who’s remotely decent to him

Doesn’t have a fucking instruction manual

Is a messy bitch who lives for drama

Goes to the middle of the god damn woods, sits in a circle, and demands that he be told what to do or he will Die

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He looks so poetic while crying.

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Considering that Tumblr is going to hell head first let me plug in my instagram for yuhs

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It’s just that lmaoo. Go follow if you want, and don’t you worry babes. I’ll be making more edits of our baby Michael Langdon in the future ❤️

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American Horror Story Masterpost

Here’s a masterpost including all episodes of American Horror Story! For people on mobile devices - there might be an ad placed on top of the videoplayer, look for the big X to click away the ad and the videolplayer will appear!  If any of the links are broken please direct/instant message me.

Season 1 - Murder House Episode 1: “Pilot” Episode 2: “Home Invasion” Episode 3: “Murder House” Episode 4: “Halloween (Part 1)” Episode 5: “Halloween (Part 2)” Episode 6: “Piggy Piggy” Episode 7: “Open House” Episode 8: “Rubber Man” Episode 9: “Spooky Little Girl” Episode 10: “Smoldering Children” Episode 11: “Birth” Episode 12: “Afterbirth”

Season 2 - Asylum Episode 1: “Welcome to Briarcliff” Episode 2: “Tricks & Treats” Episode 3: “Nor’easter” Episode 4: “I Am Anne Frank (Part 1)” Episode 5: “I Am Anne Frank (Part 2)” Episode 6: “The Origins of Monstrosity” Episode 7: “Dark Cousin” Episode 8: “Unholy Night” Episode 9: “The Coat Hanger” Episode 10: “The Name Game” Episode 11: “Spilt Milk” Episode 12: “Continuum” Episode 13: “Madness Ends”

Season 3 - Coven Episode 1: “Bitchcraft” Episode 2: “Boyparts” Episode 3: “The Replacements” Episode 4: “Fearful Pranks Ensue” Episode 5: “Burn, Witch. Burn!” Episode 6: “The Axeman Cometh” Episode 7: “The Dead” Episode 8: “The Sacred Taking” Episode 9: “Head” Episode 10: “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks” Episode 11: “Protect the Coven” Episode 12: “Go To Hell” Episode 13: “The Seven Wonders”

Season 4 - Freak Show Episode 1: “Monsters Among Us” Episode 2: “Massacres & Matinees” Episode 3: “Edward Mordrake (Part 1)” Episode 4: “Edward Mordrake (Part 2)” Episode 5: “Pink Cupcakes” Episode 6: “Bullseye” Episode 7: “Test of Strength” Episode 8: “Blood Bath” Episode 9: “Tupperware Party Massacre” Episode 10: “Orphans” Episode 11: “Magical Thinking” Episode 12: “Show Stoppers” Episode 13: “Curtain Call”

Season 5 - Hotel Episode 1: “Checking In” Episode 2: “Chutes & Ladders” Episode 3: “Mommy” Episode 4: “Devil’s Night” Episode 5: “Room Service” Episode 6: “Room 33″ Episode 7: “Flicker” Episode 8: “The Ten Commandments Killer” Episode 9: “She Wants Revenge” Episode 10: “She Gets Revenge” Episode 11: “Battle Royale” Episode 12: “Be Our Guest”

Season 6 - Roanoke Episode 1: Chapter 1 Episode 2: Chapter 2 Episode 3: Chapter 3 Episode 4: Chapter 4 Episode 5: Chapter 5 Episode 6: Chapter 6 Episode 7: Chapter 7 Episode 8: Chapter 8 Episode 9: Chapter 9 Episode 10: Chapter 10

Season 7 - Cult Episode 1: “Election Night” Episode 2: “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” Episode 3: “Neighbors from Hell” Episode 4: “11/9″ Episode 5: “Holes” Episode 6: “Mid-Western Assassin” Episode 7: “Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag” Episode 8: “Winter of Our Discontent” Episode 9: “Drink the Kool-Aid” Episode 10: “Charles (Manson) in Charge” Episode 11: “Great Again”

Season 8 - Apocalypse Episode 1: “The End” Episode 2: “The Morning After” Episode 3: “Forbidden Fruit” Episode 4: “Could It Be… Satan?” Episode 5: “Boy Wonder” Episode 6: “Return to Murder House” Episode 7: “Traitor” Episode 8: “Sojourn” Episode 9: “Fire & Reign” Episode 10: “Apocalypse Then”

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I’m so sorry

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You know he had to do it to yall

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Since this is a second blog on my main blog, if you see a user that goes by @irradiatedmothman that’s me btw

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I only had this blog for a month or so and it’s so crazy how I managed to reach 400+ followers on such a short notice ❤️ thank you guys so much!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Some of the funniest one liners of Apocalypse.

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satan circle for ahs: apocalypse to never end

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oop marie laveau said fuck eternal damnation

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#we knew ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧