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He made it 🥺

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happy Kpop Demon Hunters day!! im so excited to watch this im going absolutely bonkers

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Sneak Peak at a new fic

Lance remembers the first day he saw the stars. Really saw them. He had gone to a camp fire the first time when he was ten and if he was being completely honest he had been crying a lot. He always was a Mama's boy after all. And… this was his first time away from her.

He had snuck out of his cabin planning to find a phone when he saw what the sky could be. Endless and shimmering filled with more colours than he ever imagined possible. Lance thought the sky was a dull bleeding orange. But alone out here he could see it was so much more beautiful than he ever thought possible.

Down the line he often said that was the reason he wanted to be a pilot. To get closer to the stars he saw so rarely in the city. Of course other things contributed too. One it was good money, a secure job and the opportunity to see more than just Cuba.

Lance used to think that flying with the Garrison was as close to the stars he would ever get. But then he met Blue. And… and that was the reason he was currently lying staring up at those stars so far away from home. The same brilliant colours and endless beauty like he saw all those years ago. He was glad that this was the last thing he was going to see before he died.

Before he bled out. Alone. On a strange world impaled while his team didn't even seem to notice he was gone.

Why would they? He was the light pollution and they were the stars.

10 hours earlier

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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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cutest adorable horangi and kkachi

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So Jax is going to abstract right? He lost his tail and I bet he knows

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MAFIA MAGAZINEN

@justtheclippy :)

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tumblr tag equivalent of a lethal flashbang

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chronic fatigue from mental illness and neurodivergency isn't something you can just will your way out of. your nervous system is part of your body. your brain is an organ. the fatigue is real. you're not lazy. so be kinder to yourself. be gentler with your bodymind.

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hey idk if you're still taking requests and this one is especially stupid but. would u consider drawing merlin freaking out about arthur getting turned into a worm

I’m sure this is not what you meant but I had a great time with this prompt 😂

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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

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Brucie can Crash Out sometimes

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he had the mouth of a what, Clark??

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Bruce jumped in a fountain during a gala cause he wasn’t in a headline for a few weeks, and some random journalist questioned whether he could be a good parental figure or not. Dick didn’t like that very much…