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worlds tallest vampire

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Which do you prefer?

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OK, we’re gonna try this AGAIN, for the third week in a row.

OI! YOU!

You like dark stories of hauntings, weird occult americana and lovecraftian horror set in the 1920′s?

Potentially like the hijinks of a poor archivist searching through a madman sorcerer’s house for parts of a one-of-a-kind tarot deck?

Wanna see the sequel to the Windrow-Ravenswood Deck that y’all went nuts for when I first released it ages ago?

Want to get your hands on material from the Windrow-Ravenswood book before the book itself releases?

WELL GUESS WHAT. It’s already here. There’s three entries in the story up already, which includes two of the new cards AND bonus maps of the house and estate.

Where can you go read this lovely thing? RIGHT HERE: https://www.patreon.com/tormentedartifacts Two bucks a month gets you a new chunk of the story every wednesday. Even if you’re not paying, story bits that don’t have cards attached to them will become free to the public a week after they’re posted, so you should go follow. But regardless, you should join up. More people following and supporting the work means I can make more time to get everything done, do more bonus art items, and expand this thing out to its fullest.

SO GO FOLLOW THAT LINK and JOIN US. The Lost Arcana is waiting, somewhere in that house.

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hozier thinking his answers in interviews

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I feel so called out.

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something: is vampire related

me: nice

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“Oh, she was remarkable.”

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“Yeah, and it’s a sold-out gig. You’ve got many sold-out gigs. How does it feel when you learn, okay. Sold out, sold out and sold out.”

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do u got a vampire kink

look me in my emo eyes and tell me if u really need to ask that

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I feel so called out.

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@tombshine

Baba Yaga house with fishnets on the legs

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@tombshine​

Vampire meme: "Existential Crisis Meal" and it's just weird shit a vampire eats when theyre awake alone at 2PM and suddenly get overcome with the desire to eat some kind of food they used to like but actually getting it is pointless bc it'll be gross to them so they just throw anything similar they have access to together and eat it anyway while they have a mild panic attack

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Art by Jasmin Darnell

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@tombshine

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@lorethcrow Pot of Danger Noodles!!!

chrisweeet on ig

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That’s it. That’s the show.

I'm going to start watching Castlevania it looks so good!

Honestly the best decision you’re gonna make. The show is gold, a blessing, a masterpiece we don’t deserve

But also:

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Sure, they’re cute, but do they have fangs?