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ugh i’m so horny for dinner

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Number of Metal Bands in Europe per million people [1260 x 1260]

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Your toes, hand them over.

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Where’s that picture of princess celestia saying “we need cocaine, heroin, lsd, gay strippers”

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i have no balls but i must pee

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My secret to living as long as I have is to avoid bottles with skulls and crossbones on them because those have poison in them

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can’t believe we invented macaroni

i named myself “it’s macaroni time” on steam and somehow this turned into “salutations my friend, it is time to enjoy the thin strings crafted from grain” which turned into “Pardon me, Good Sir, but it has come to my attention that it is in my best interests to inform you of the current events partaking at the moment. If it isn’t too much trouble, Sir, I urge you to join us in the grand festivities before us, and indulge in the European delicacy brought to us by our most Honorable Men. This dish is comprised of grain-based noodles, saturated in a lovely cheese sauce, and served warm. Sir, if you don’t mind me saying so, it is something you simply must try. The time for the feasting upon this foreign specialty has draw all-too near, and I fear that you will miss out if you do not choose to join us now. I hope you will excuse the interruption of your day, Sir, and ponder the decision for a small while. I hope to see you there, Sir! Farewell!” thanks @crystialdragons

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i named myself "it's macaroni time" on steam and somehow this turned into "salutations my friend, it is time to enjoy the thin strings crafted from grain" which turned into "Pardon me, Good Sir, but it has come to my attention that it is in my best interests to inform you of the current events partaking at the moment. If it isn't too much trouble, Sir, I urge you to join us in the grand festivities before us, and indulge in the European delicacy brought to us by our most Honorable Men. This dish is comprised of grain-based noodles, saturated in a lovely cheese sauce, and served warm. Sir, if you don't mind me saying so, it is something you simply must try. The time for the feasting upon this foreign specialty has draw all-too near, and I fear that you will miss out if you do not choose to join us now. I hope you will excuse the interruption of your day, Sir, and ponder the decision for a small while. I hope to see you there, Sir! Farewell!" thanks @crystialdragons

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love too big for she goddamn heart

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i really want to do this

not even for kids, just for me

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 My Cat Can Kick Your Dog’s Ass!   Seriously.

Amazing Maine Coon Cats

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when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting and said “mmm… grapey” after each one 

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