lannabelle-lee
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it’s 2019 and we all just need to log off
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you dont even wanna know all the fucked up ways i can rend things. it doesnt stop at asunder
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trinity santos managed to attract every hot woman in the er, uncover a drug diversion scheme, infiltrate princess and perlah's chismis operation, perform a successful reboa that all the senior residents and attendings are now gossiping about, and put a roof over a homeless sopping wet kitten's head, all on her first day on the job
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy
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oh The Fish™️ of tumblr, what is thy wisdom?
did you know that king cobras can growl?
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because they can. they growl.
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GHOSTS (US) | Sasappis having the shock of his life death in “Halloween”, 1x05
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shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001
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i’m purely being a hater and i mean this so sincerely when i say that whatever works for you is awesome and you should keep doing it, but the concept of “solo poly” is so funny to me. like “yeah i i’m not involved with anyone right now but i know that one person is NOT going to satisfy me” be so for real
#truly truly truly do not hate or care abt poly people i just know it’s not for me!!!#also pls remember that i use tumblr for thought that need to get out of my head but that i dont want anyone i know to see#poly ppl more power to you you are truly braver than the marines
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nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice
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ok so i’m not allowed to joke abt wanting a pay pig in my tinder bio but guys can say they’re “horse hung” and be totally fine
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