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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

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i need a brave knight to slay the scary dragon on my princess tower :(

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girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value

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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

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I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

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bitches see a story about friendship and then focus on romance. you do NOT understand the power of friendship

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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this is so stupid

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I like to have fun enjoy and celebrate

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i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that

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He won’t be a twink by the time I’m done with her

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was thinking of ship dynamics i go coocoo puffs for and i realized this one in particular is just. so SO good. love when a completely bonkers character gets together with a totally normal very average person (actually is Worse)

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plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

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hey guys someone told me i should help fulfill this prophecy but i have to do weird blood magic cult stuff. i hope this doesn't come back to haunt me later