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never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...

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YO STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE SICKEST BLUE BUG

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"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

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you think god wants you to meal prep?

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Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

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you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

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"If she's not careful, she's going to win you over."

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“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

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Martin Luther’s 95 Theses nailed to the church door, but two other pieces of paper have been nailed on beneath it, reading “OP is a Heretyck” and “Hot Single Serfs in thine Area! Clycke thou here”

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It’s important that everyone understand that, when I say that I “like” a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.

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you bitches could have warned me about Tenoch Huerta as Namor like goddamn

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#he’s the softest and cutest

EDDIE MUNSON in STRANGER THINGS 4

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Rachel ray chops 1-2 veggies, and everything else is storebought, prechopped, a FANTASTIC option but not available for everyone all the time. She also has good knife skills and has been cooking professionally for 100 years or something like that

If you want to achieve Rayray speeds, here are some tips

if it's not a sensory issue, don't chop your veggies really fine (it is for me, i fucking MINCE because cooked onion texture makes me want to die)

consider grating or using a food processor

seasoning mixes! jarred garlic! you live in the future~

if you have the option and the time, a prep day once a week or so to prechop all your veggies and make your starches is a lifesaver. You can listen to all of your podcasts and your ambient watching shows like Riverdale at this time. THIS is the time for a wendigoon podcast.

automatic can opener.

Learning to do multiple things at once is an important time skill. Learning to boil your pasta water while you make the sauce and timing it all so that it's all done at the same time is a helpful skill to have, and it's a MAJOR part of the "30 minute" part.

the marketing is actually pretty false though and even, like, SAHMs who love to cook struggle with the 30 minute part, which is why we all use hello fresh ngl.

half homemade is so valid you guys

Hate it when recipe titles make claims about how long it takes to make the dish. You don't know what I'm capable of. I can make any one of Rachel Ray's 30 minute meals in 2 hours flat.

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If you are a white kid with a positive relationship (as in they are not abusing you and generally like you as a kid and want you to like them) with a casually racist family member have you considered guilt tripping them? It's been a highly effective tactic with my grampa. When he used to pop off with shit I wouldn't give him a dissertation like my mom and uncle did bcus he'd just dig in his heels and argue. Instead, I found a well placed "wow :( no it's fine I just like idk. I didn't know you were like that :(((( " worked WONDERS. If you want to deradicalize people, don't focus on writing essays for random trolls online. Just make your racist family feel bad for being racist. You might even be able to sneak some idk facts and logic into them after you've been doing that consistently while hanging out.

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