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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

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the horizon braincell reactivated so have some sketches 💖✨🎉

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the twitter art meme 🛸🐉

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yeah.

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if I have to singlehandedly resurrect this fandom by generating a meme economy, so be it

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splatoon raiders come home

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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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of the metal world

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can I come over and look at you like this

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I LOVE HERRR

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“Every character in the Silmarillion has so many names” factoid actually a statistical error. Most characters in the Silmarillion don’t have more than one or two names. Túrin Neithan Gorthol Agarwaen son of Úmarth Adanedhel Mormegil Thurin Wildman of the Woods Turambar Dagnir Glaurunga, who lived in a cave and has ten names, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Bruh this was foreshadowing all along

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Horizon Zero Dawn was like "the apocalypse happened because we let an extremely stupid man have a trillion dollars and his own military-industrial complex" and Elon Musk saw that and thought "inspiring. I bet I could be that stupid man"

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Bruh...