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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before
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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.
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i remember the day troy bolton invented bisexuality
all bisexuals are descended from him
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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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