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Silly things that make me unique

I haven’t written a blog in a long time. I used to do it quite often and I do it instead of a diary. (I keep repeating myself I know). But today I want to write about my uniqueness.

People who know my real age, often say I don’t show it, that I don’t look close to the number that’s safely hidden on my ID and my passport. Basically if I think about my real age I get nausiated because I know some women my age who already have ADULT kids at my age ... and there are also some women my age, who are already grandmothers (not many ofcourse but if they had kids early and those kids had a child early it would be possible).

But I look like a kid and I feel like a kid because I never had a need to grow up. Ok, I am responsible and I take things like my job seriously (because my job enables me to do things that I like) but other than that, I am still a child at heart.

So yeah, I work really hard but as soon as I get home, I turn into a big child. I spent most of my afternoons either sleeping or playing video games. At the moment (while I am writing this ...) I am playing League of Legends... and since I got distracted with something on net (probably some cute rocker posted a photo and I just had to comment) I have a 20 min waiting penalty so I am not able to enter a game and play it. Oh yeah, I play that game a lot. Maybe 5 - 10 aram games per day and I love every second of it. It lowers my pulse (I have high pulse but low blood pressure ... I wonder if that’s connected). I used to play serious games on my pc also, but lately I don’t have time to remember where I was left and what do I have to do, so I only keep up with #League of Legends.

I also have an innate obsession with skulls and pirates. I used to love those things when I was a child. My cousin used to tease me that he saw a pirate captain running around our house, and I believed him ... and he was so mean that he covered my eyes and said if I could see the pirate captain. I still have a skull ring (which I would totally wear even to work, but I have to remain at least a little bit serious, that’s why I don’t).

I like astrology, I don’t believe in horoscopes, and also not that everything is already written in advance but I believe that time of birth gives you certain traits which might influence your decissions in life (and that is the only way time of birth can write your future). I mean if you’re impulsive you might take the wrong decission or do something you’ll regret later. Since I work with children, I can see certain characteristics. Especially if I consider chinese zodiac. There are a whole generations of kids which can be wild or easy going ... depending on their year of birth. Right now I must say that I had the most fun (and I was also able to teach them the most) with generation of rabbits, snakes, horses (but they are loud and sometimes lazy) and monkeys. Maybe it depends on a certain personal traits, but here I am speaking about the whole generation. Oh, the goats are kind of lost in space, and I even dated a guy born in the year of a goat (and even though he is at least 24 years older than the kids I teach, he is also lost in space, so I guess there is some truth in chinese horoscope).

Oh and tarot cards. I usually like to consult them when I am feeling stressed or upset ... hahahaha, they always correspond to my mood. If I am stressed the answer will be no, if I am happy, the answer will be yes. (Even if I asked about marrying some famous actor who doesn’t even know I exist). Damn, but at least getting answer like that makes me grin for few minutes.

Oh yeah, and my obsession with twitter. Looong story. Basically when I was 14 I saw one taiga drama and I became obsessed with Japan. Like really obsessed. I even told my mother I am going to marry a Japanese man and so on. (She told me ofcourse  I would never be able to handle all of the rules and norms there because I really am an individualist, I am not even a good team player, I work in a team only if there is no other way.) Anyway this obsession went on and off, when somewhere in my late 20ties and early 30ties it returned and since now I had an internet I decided that I want to learn Japanese. So I checked some sites where to start and  I read that the best way to learn japanese is that while learning the language you should also watch anime and listen to japanese music. Anime ... no problem ... I have always been a child by heart. But music ... hmmm... how to find music if you don’t even know one single musician. But that wasn’t so hard at all ... I guess one the first songs that I looked for on the internet was anime theme by band Aucifer. And then somehow I found (probably through youtube suggestions some VKei bands). Amazing ... lool, I always loved androgenous looking people and this was like a dream come true for me. Fast forward since I really liked music by some bands I noticed that someone (I don’t remember who) from one of the Japanese VKei bands got a twitter account. I wasn’t so obsessed with social media at that time (I got FB only because one of my friends had it, and she wanted me as a friend) and reluctantly I got twitter account too just because of that guy. I didn’t comment so much on twitter at first, because I was too shy ... and I worried about what people will think (unlike today, when I don’t give a damn about what people think) but slowly it has developed into an obsession. Right now I love twitter and I comment just about every silly thing. I like if the people respond and I feel like those people are special, but most of the time (especially famous people don’t answer or respond). I must admit that it really makes my day if someone likes my comment or even really rarely responds ... and I smile and grin all the time like a giggly teenager. Ok I don’t really make a big deal about it, because those guys respond to 10000000 people, but still it’s a nice feeling. I like it. But still I know they are deep inside normal people like all of us. But maybe with different talent. And unique. And so am I. In my own crazy way.

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Travel blog ep.1

I have been thinking for a long time that I would like to start a sort of a diary/travel blog. I love to travel and I usually have many interesting adventures. If you don’t count Croatia (which used to be in the same country than Slovenia when I was a child)  and Austria (which is just 15 min to the north from my city), my first trip abroad (without my family) was when we went to the Karate competition in Czech republic. I managed to persuade my mother to pay for my trip, which wasn’t really cheap and I was so happy to go. I was about 16 or 17 years old.

Well the competition didn’t go so well, since I was 159,5 cm tall (I still am that high ;)  ) and at that time I had 47,9 kg. I was in light category (-48 kg). Now imagine my first match was against a quite big girl, who was about 173 cm tall and she also looked quite heavy. She wasn’t skinny at all. Now can please someone explain to me, how could she and I fight in the same category, if I - a petite little girl- barely managed to fit in that category. I imagine feeling bad when I lost, but my coach said: she is not your category, don’t feel bad, but there is nothing I can do about it. Oh well, I just  decided I will enjoy being there. I remember that we arrived late in the evening, that our bus driver got lost, and since back then the navigation was not in the buses, we rented a taxi, so that our bus could follow it to the hotel.

They put us in rooms, where we stayed in a really small rooms for 2 people with shared bathrooms. I don’t remember if we had dinner there or we had to go to some other restaurant but I do remember that everything contained sugar, the salad was sweet, the mash potatoes were sweet ... everything was way to sweet for my taste. After the dinner we went back to the hotel and our coach said that those of us who are older than 18 can go out but younger than 18 had to go to sleep. I was a good girl and I listened to the coach and I went to bed.

The next day we had a competition. I wasn’t the only one who did bad, also some people from the capital ( since we were the Slovenian national team) also did bad and they demanded that we go home directly and not the next day after we see the Prague. So our coach decided to respect their wish and we went to the bus after dinner. But since the next day were planned for sightseeing we went to the centre of the Prague and then we decided to go to the discoteque. Our coach talked with the bouncer and persuaded him to let the girls in for free and the boys for half a price. It was fun, because the bouncer couldn’t understand how we can claim that we speak “Slovensko” and that we are from “Slovenija” if he doesn’t understand us. Well, it’s not just american people who can’t tell appart Slovenia and Slovakia ... it’s even slavic people who can get confused. Slovak people call themselves slovenci and they call us slovinci ... so no wonder that bouncer was confused. We cleared that up, and he let us in.

I don’t remember much, we danced a little bit, I was really sleepy, and then we finally decided to go back to the bus. I remember waking us when the bus had stopped for the border control. There were toilets to pay and I gave the lady some czech money and she returned strange money. The next morning I checked the money closely and I saw it was Slovakian money. Hehehe, we continued our way through Slovakia to the Austrian border and then back to Slovenia.

It was a fun little trip. I only have one regret. They sold fake katanas in Prague. I wanted to buy it, but I wasn’t sure how will I smuggle it through three borders ... so I didn’t buy it. It was really cheap. Like 50€ in today’s money. Since I have been crazy about Samurai and their swords for a long time, even a fake katana would be nice (even though it was probably made there or in Russia).

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Just my thoughts

From time to time I meet someone new and the first question they ask me is why are you single?

I can’t help but always interprete this question as wtf is wrong with you!

Well nothing is wrong with me, I am just intelligent enough not to play games men like to play. I want to have serious relationship build on the mutual respect and with someone who is mature enough to know what he or she want.

Whenever I get this kind of a question from a man, I know there is something wrong with him, because if he asks me this questions, I know he is searching for excuses to back off as soon as things would go bad. Basically it seems like an escape plan you make before even the fire starts.

Let me give you some examples: at the moment I am not dating anyone nor I am interested in anyone I know, but I have few male friends with whom potentialy something could have started if they just put the same amount of effort in it as me.

It really pisses me off, that even to keep the friendship going (nothing more, just plane old friendship without ‘benefits’) that it has to be me all the time who iniciates the conversation.

Yesterday I wanted to chat, so I sent a message to a friend that I know for a years (but we started to chat a little bit more in the last few months) a message, ment as a joke ‘look he doesn’t even remember me, not even a single message...’ it was suppose to be a funny icebreaker to iniciate the conversation, but his answer took me by surprise, since he said, I don’t want to rush the things, I need to be carefull. I was in a bit of a shock since it felt like a knife in the back. Ok, I am a scorpio, we are quite intense and possessive even towards our friends, but I am not going around breaking people’s hearts as a joke. I remember I always tried to hard not to hurt someone, I even forgot about myself and got myself hurt, but I am tough enough to survive a heartbreak.

I prefer to rationaly think about something and I don’t mindlessly jump into a relationship ... but I prefer to see, how much is the other person willing to invest in a relationship to make it work. Most of the time I see, that men prefer to be chased by the girls, and they just keep the one who throws herself about their neck and they keep f... every other girl who is willing to let them. Sorry, but I am too old and not nearly enough stupid to accept that.

But if someone tells me he is carefull and doesn’t want to rush the things because he is afraid to take risk, during the time we are just starting to get to know each other, I don’t know if I should keep trying ... I feel like he betrayed my trust, and that there is no point for me even to make an effort because he is not ready to take a risk and spend some time to see if this is ment to be.

Unfortunately, every time I give up like that, and start seeing men like this as just friends, they want something more. But once I decide they are just friends, no force in hell could move them out of the friendzone. Seriously, I lose the interest and I will meet them, I will go for a cup of coffee with them, but that’s it. No benefits. Ok, I will listen to them and I will help them with their problems, because this is what friends do but they shouldn’t expect me to have sex with them ever.

Like this was not enough, another friend of mine (who is already friendzoned) asks me to come over to his place to see how he has redecorated his bedroom. And since he is my  friend only, I politely declined. He got upset and told me he is asking me to come over for 3 years but I never do. That’s true, but my reason is that I don’t go to his place is that I don’t want to sleep with a man, who didn’t even make an effort to start a relationship. He put me second all the time and right now, he is just friend. I don’t care if he is willing to put me first now, because it’s too late.

Maybe my pride is a big problem, and that’s the reason for me to be single. But I don’t want a man who will put me second, I deserve to be his priority, since I am willing to put my partner first and work hard to make relationship work.

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20 min to waste

Like the title say, I sometimes feel the need to write down my thoughts, just to get something off my mind that bothers me. I used to write a lot, lately I either didn’t feel inspired or didn’t know what to write about.

Many years ago, I started to write mostly about the things that were on my mind ... funny, it hasn’t changed much since then.

The older I get, the less I fall for a different lies that men serve me in everydays life. I had some more failed relationships, I guess I am not the easiest person to be with, because I can still catch the man lying in a heartbit, and what I hate the most are lies. I am not talking about inocent little white lies, like “that dress looks good on you” etc. I am talking about real lies, that can harm the whole relationship.

Few days ago, one of my internet friends asked me, how long ago did I have my last relationship. I really didn’t know what to answer. Do I answer about the one that lasted for 8 years, the one that was 3 years long, the one that I had previous year and I broke up about the same time as it is now. Well, if it’s the one that ended last year, I must admit, I wasted one whole year for a guy I was with but I felt like I was single. Hell, I prefer to be single then, than in a realtionship like that. At least then you can sleep with whoever you want without feeling guilty. I guess there is a lesson to be learnt from everything that happens in one’s life. However it seems I either can’t learn my lesson or it’s just not ment to be.

I would prefer to spend the rest of my life with someone, have children but I prefer to do it with someone I can trust and respect, and who will give the same respect to me. I haven’t found that kind of person till now, and if I waited that long, I won’t just give up and tied a knot with the first jerk, who shows a slightest interest to be with me. I don’t think I am asking too much, but if I cannot get trust, love and respect then I don’t need that. I will just travel the world, and sometimes feel sorry for myself and be lonely, but that’s better than be in an unhappy relationship. I’ve had that before, and I am too old to repeat the same mistake.

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Dream

Sometimes I really feel like I’d need someome to analyse my dreams. They can be so nonsensical I don’t know what to do with them. Tonight’s dream is no exception. I’ll describe what I remember, because it’s not much and it starts to fade away from my brain.

I don’t really know how the dream started and why, but I just remember moving into a new house, which was on the same location where I really live, but the buildings on this location were a bit different (but positions of the buildings was the same).

Anyhow buildings were full of people, there were too many people living in one flat and the only reason I know that, was because I was standing on the balkony because something strange was going on. I don’t remember what exactely or why, but I do remember that the largest building was damaged by something. It wasn’t an earthquake, but I don’t really know what happened.

I went to my room, which required me to walk through my whole house (which was a lot bigger and to get to my room, I had to use a special secret passage to get to the huge room. I had a lot of things there, a lot of clothes almost all of my stuff, but I don’t remember seeing any computers, TVs, telephones, tablets (which makes me doubt this was my room, since that would be strange, I had a TV and a commodore 64 in my room ever since I was a kid). Oh yeah, I wasn’t really a kid, I was an adult, but my brother and sister were kids (teenagers), But I do I think I remember talking to one of my nieces, even though that doesn’t make any sence since if my sister was a kid in my dream, my niece couldn’t be born ... but I guess that is too hard to explain to my sleeping brain.

Anyway I guess I just went to my so called room just to check on it and to see how the flat looks like, on the way back I talked to some people I don’t remember about what and who, but I think I remember considering them friends.

Anyway I returned to the balkony where the commotion was even bigger. People were screaming to the other people what they should or shouldn’t do. All the buildings (except mine) had some strange pillar or a tower in the middle and these towers were the most damaged. So people guessed that if thoes towers colapse they would fall over other buildings and damaged them. But instead of repairing the pillars, few poeple got together and they colapsed the pillar of the first building. The buidling immediately colapsed into dust, and there wasn’t even rubble left, but it damaged all the buildings in the area including mine.

Anyhow, the building closest to the building that colapsed got it’s pillar damaged, and one guy, who was afraid it would damaged his balkony tried to pushed it out of the way. I told him not to tunch it, basically I screamed at him to have it repaired, but he was like really stubborn and he kept pushing and saying that this thing won’t damage his balkony and that everything will be ok ...

Somehow pillar broke in half, and half of the building colapsed destroying the upper half of his buildin including the his flat. I don’t really know what happened to the people, but I got really angry and I told everybody not to touch anything and go and pack their things and get out of the damaged buildings (since every fallen buidling caused a huge damage and even my house was badly damaged). I told my family to pack everything they want to take and put it into backpacks, so we can move out quickly if our building starts collapsing, and I went to pack. I put inside my backpack things I don’t really need and would never take in a situation like this, like pillows, scuba diving gear (which I don’t even have) etc. and my newest and the most expensive clothes (I guessed the old ones should be replaced anyway).

I looked through the secret passage and I saw hundreds of people running through my secret passage to safety. I was thinking of closing my door and locking it, so I wouldn’t have to watch them panic but I didn’t. I was sort of woken up by a strange noise which was unlike the rain, so I went to the window in my room to check what’s going on, I couldn’t see anything since that person was directly under my window, but I recognised the sound after a few seconds and it was someone dragging a suitcase on wheels under my window. It seemed to be heavy with crooked wheels, because of the unusual and annoying noise. I went to bed but I was completely awaken at that moment, so I don’t really know how my dream would have continued.

I just remember it is strange, and I wanted to write it down somewhere to remember it.

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Candle Scents

Aries: Crisp Autumn Air 

Taurus: Bacon Cheeseburger

Gemini: Your Boyfriend’s Sweatshirt

Cancer: Bed Sheets in the Morning

Leo: Trashy Perfume

Virgo:  Childhood Home

Libra: Midnight breeze

Scorpio: Rosewater

Sagittarius: Smoke from a fire

Capricorn: Your favorite book

Aquarius: The air after rain

Pisces: Mango ice cream

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The Signs As Music Genres

Aries: Rock

Taurus: Punk

Gemini: Electronic

Cancer: Classical

Leo: Dance

Virgo: Country

Libra: Pop

Scorpio: Metal

Sagittarius: Alternative

Capricorn: Hip Hop

Aquarius: Jazz/Blues

Pisces: Soul

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Scorpio here, that would be about right. We don’t want the whole world to know our love interests... 

cute things the signs do

aries: say “don’t worry, I got this” while carrying 50 pounds of groceries and someone offers to help

taurus: sleeps with at least one stuffed animal, four pillows, and two blankets

gemini: gets really excited over puzzles/ loves rubix cubes and chess, nerds

cancer: tbh I love it when u shut the fuck up (jk ily) bakes cookies and feeds everyone, makes sure u never go hungry

leo: gets really excited about random little things and yells at u until u at least pretend to be excited too

virgo: makes little adjustments/straightens a crooked picture frame or arranges the flowers in a vase until they look “just right”

libra: always smiling and humming, smiles at animals, birds, strangers, everyone to spread a lil love

scorpio: stares at u but looks away just as u catch them, gets cute/needy when ur alone together and super shy/distant around other ppl

sagittarius: laughs at everything, quick to make u mad but just as quick to awkwardly apologize, demonstrates affection via violent punching

capricorn: makes savage comments with a straight face, acts like they don’t have a sense of humor tho they’re secretly masters of comedy

aquarius: science nerd, loves facts about space/biology/whatever, probably thinks physics is “exciting” 

pisces: can’t watch someone crying without crying too, feels really bad for homeless people and the live lobsters at the grocery store

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Wierd dream

I had a wierd dream yesterday night, it was really strange... there was sort of a war between Russia and America, basically they didn’t shoot each other, they were just calling each other names, and while they were bickering the huge plane started to disintegrate in the mid air. Somehow I programmed a  huge army of nanobots, and they had voice recognition system, so I commanded them to intercept the falling disintegrating plane and put it back together. After that I got really angry at soldiers from both of the countries and I screamed at them to put their act together, because while they are arguing, the alliens are attacking us. I woke up right after that really upset. Even though it was just a silly dream, I want that army of nanobots because they were really cool qnd practical. P.S. I don’t even know if the thing in my dream was a nanobot, but that’s how I named them. They were able to flock together and form anything I wanted.

Well the confusing part is, that I neither watched any sci-fi film or played a sci-fi video game in the near past. Somehow this just popped into my mind.

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I fu#*en hate Christian Grey!

Before I explain the title let me note here, that I haven’t read the books nor did I watch 50 shades of Grey, but today my friends persuaded me to go watch 50 shades of darker. Ok, I did try to watch 10 min of the first movie, but it was so unappealing that I quit and never forced myself to see it. However, another friend of mine saw 50 shades of darker and she said it’s not so bad, it’s quite entertaining and has a nice little story. That is what eventualy made me agree to see it with some other friends who still haven’t seen it.

To my great surprise, the acting was quite decent, the story-line was solid and I think from that point I would give a movie a solid 6/10. Basically the movie was watchable, however ... my reaction at the end of the movie was wtf.

Seriously, the woman left an abusive relationship, tried to get her life in order but he continued to stalk her. He sent her flowers, knew about every step she took, that alone is a reason enough for me, to hate the main protagonist (though I see him as more of the antagonist of the movie). He then buys a whole collection of portraits (which were published and sold without her permission  --> some friend she had there, but then again I guess she is like a magnet for men who take advantage of her, either as her friends or her partners) and that sounded an alarm in my head. Seriously, don’t you see it??? He will never leave you alone, unless he decides so ... he sees you as a property. Dear Ana, run ... just run.

Maybe it’s because of my personality, in a way we are similar (Ana and I), we both have our careers, we both want to be financially independent but this is where similarities end. I usually give someone a chance, try hard for a really, really long time, to make it work, and if it doesn’t work, I try to fix it, but once I decide it’s the end, there no second chance, no more going backs, it’s over and there is no force on this planet that could change that. She on the other hand decides to give Christian a second chance, and the second she does it, he starts to boss her around even though they agreed, he will not make her do things she doesn’t like. This would be a complete deal breaker for me, and I would leave him that instant (that is, if by some magic I would agree to go back in the first place). The kinky sex scenes which were more like meeeh to me, were nothing special (I don’t get it what people see in those since my dirty scorpio mind can produce things that are much more erotic and sensual) even though I cannot relate with her one little bit, because I tend to be the dominant one. I read japanese visual novels on the same topics which were much better, I guess Ana and Chris lack some imagination, but since the film isn’t pornography, the director had to leave some things to the imagination. Here is another problem I have with this movie, instead of sending my (otherwise vivid) imagination into an overdrive, I was sitting with a slightly bored expression. For god’s sake a totally innocent movie with just an insinuation of something erotic can cause a tingling sensation in my body, but here i felt nothing ... no energy, no nothing. It’s like the film and both of the actors would lack in sex appeal and sensuality. I cannot explain it. It was like I would watching two people planting flowers instead of having sex. Remember the movie Sliver, now that’s a movie that still stirs my imagination. 50 shades of darker not so much.

But ok, the sex scenes were not SO bad, that I would hate Christian Grey for it. It’s more like his personality. I don’t think that any amount of love, that Ana can give him, will be enough to heal his deep mental wounds caused by the child abuse he suffered in the past and also his unhealthy relationship with his mother’s pedofile friend. For him to become any type of marrying material, he would have to submit to at least 10 years of psychotherapy and even after that, he might rebound again and again. What kind of masochist would a woman have to be to marry such a damaged man, even though he promissed he changed 100%. I don’t know, but his millions are not worth the rocky path full of thorns that Ana would have to walk in order to have any type of normal life with a man, who really needs to address his mental problems first.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7CZIPLwLs)

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So true for scorpio ... and their reaction is priceless ... but people can’t handle the truth

Zodiac Sign Kinks:

ARIES: “My kink is when people hurry the fuck up and quit wasting my time”

TAURUS: “My kink is when cuddle time is anytime i ask for it”

GEMINI: “My kink is when people actually know what their talking about and if they don’t know what they’re talking about the shut the hell up.

CANCER: “My kink is when my friends accept my food offer to them”

LEO: “My kink is when I’m given the reasons why they love me”

VIRGO: “My kink is when people admit I was right”

LIBRA: “my kink is when i’m being bugged to hang out because they love spending time with me as much as i love spending time with them”

SCORPIO: “My kink is when people tell the fuckin truth”

SAGITTARIUS: “My kink is when people bring positivity into my life”

CAPRICORN: “My kink is when I’m abducted by aliens so people can leave me the hell alone”

AQUARIUS: “My kink is when i can play video/computer games all day”

PISCES: “My kink is when someone is witty as hell”

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Drunk Zodiac Signs

Capricorn- Great drinking buddies. All about having a good time.

Aquarius- Aquarians are already f*cking weird when sober, so seriously weird sh*t goes down when an aquarius is drunk. 

Pisces- Overly emotional. Like, get your shit together, Pisces. 

Aries- Too sociable

Taurus- Make out with random people

Gemini- Disappear and you never hear from them again. Or you discover them in some random place the next day.

Cancer- Text their ex and cry

Leo- Become even more confident than they already are and flirt with people.

Virgo- They’re usually quiet, but when they’re drunk they lose it. They’ll judge you, offend you and curse at you. 

Libra- Try to stop fights, end up being part of the fight.

Scorpio- If you see a drunk scorpio, run for your life.

Sagittarius- Strong flirting game. Also terribly honest and straightforward.

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I used to write ... my thoughts, my ideas, I wrote down everything that inspired by the momemnt was born in my brain. But now ... not anymore, the world goes to hell, political correctness is ruining the freedom of speech, people who express common sence views are seen as villans ...wtf ... I don’t have any words for it anymore ... but today is the last day of 2016, and I hope 2017 will be better ... that people will wake up, and start using their own heads and not believe every thing that the media tells them.

Hmm, yeah 2017 will be better ... I am optimistic ... maybe I am ready now for the new adventures, I want to enjoy my life, travel around the globe and be happy. Yeah, I believe ... it will be a good year.

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the signs as "cliche characteristics" of TV show characters

Aries: the leader,or one in charge, who is strong for everyone else

Taurus: the quiet one: always contemplating how to kill the others if needed be

Gemini: the weak bitch who's never down with what's happening

Cancer: the badass who always looks semi pissed off

Leo: the one with an incredible physique

Virgo: the cute one who's genuinely a good person all around

Libra: the sarcastic asshole who's mostly quiet all the time

Scorpio: the one always questioning the leader and trying to become the leader themselves

Sagittarius: the one that no one expects to be intelligent, but usually is the smartest one there

Capricorn: the comic relief who uses their humor to hide that they're dying inside

Aquarius: the cold detached one that's actually a sweet, cutie patootie once they've trusted someone

Pisces: the hopeless romantic always looking for new love

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