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45 ACP WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR INCREASED STOPPING POWER AND PENETRATION IT CAN KILL A FUCKING BEAR

me when im normal about my interests

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I DO NOT WANT IT IN MY MOUTH STOP PROJECTING YOUR WEIRD SEX SHIT ONTO ME

I WANT IT IN MY HANDS, SHOOTING A BEAR

me when im normal about my interests

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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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WHY IS TUCKER CARLSON BEING REASONABLE. DID I MISS SOMETHING!???

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Red Dead Redemption 2 and Dredge

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Spot the difference

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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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How my friends should be reacting to me

Does anyone ever see someone and just think they’re so beautiful. Like. I have a friend and every time he sends me a pic of himself I’m just in awe he’s so handsome and I just. Wow.

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Not really, no. Executive dysfunction makes it more difficult to (amongst other things) shut up the reward-seeking part of your brain long enough to get something done.

Anything that provides you with instant gratification is going to be easier to get yourself to do than anything tedious - laziness has nothing to do with it.

Good luck meaningfully defining "laziness", by the way.

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How is it that every single clip I see of Bill Burr he just gets more and more based

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She was so excited to tell me she loved me for the first time and I didnt wanna say it back

3 years later and she doesnt want to talk to me

At least i got my shit together before it was too late

I appreciated her like I should've, eventually

But fuck does it hurt now

I think of how excited she would get to see me

She'd shake her hands and do a little dance and look up at me with her beautiful eyes and smile like she only ever smiled for me

And now its gone and ill never get that back

How do I fucking live with this

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"You really need better reading comprehension" - person with the worst reading comprehension you have ever seen in your life

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Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings

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@oldtmanpussy you with me

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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I've got to get back into hitting people until they fall over

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