she/they | late 20s | a screaming skull is my only companion
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I felt like such a little hater about the switch 2 and then I log on here and see that once again I have been vindicated
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this is so embarrassing. we’re supposed to be the gun country and we can’t even shoot our own former president. once is a mistake. twice is an insult.
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them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it
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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
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i genuinely think kendrick is going to keep doing this until drake either drops out of public life or kills himself
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