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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker
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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain
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Little Birch, Little Bay, Australia,
Courtesy: Buck & Simple
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lets go to the beautiful land of jerking off.... everyone all together.... take my hand. no not that one. that ones busy.
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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.
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giving back to the community by being a woman with nipples visible through my shirt
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your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled
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