Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”
Can you believe Louis sings “You’re all I want so much it’s hurting” by himself at the end of something great? A song written by his boyfriend/husband/spouse? I know.
Leo and Kate have been my OTP since I first saw Titanic when I was 6 and I just really need them to get married and be together forever and ever and ever and I don’t understand why they’re denying the entire world this joy sigh.
me: on the evening of february 28th, 2016, leonardo "leo" dicaprio was awarded the oscar at for best actor in a motion picture for his role in "the revanant" (2015). he was in attendance with kate winslet, his close friend and former on-screen lover/actual soulmate. it took approximately a century for him to be recognized for his talent. leo grew up in
Leonardo DiCaprio, winner of the award for best actor in a leading role for “The Revenant” embraces Kate Winslet backstage at the Oscars on Sunday, Feb. 28, 2016, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles.
I can only imagine my feelings about Leo finally winning an Oscar will only be matched by Harry and Louis’s coming out. And then it will be all downhill from there.