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"u must be special if niall shared his food with u" sorry I didn't realize international pop star niall horan was starved
"I am a Secret from the world. I am Allison Payne, yes Liam Payne's Secret sister." No stfu
bumping into international pop star harry styles with no security at a starbucks 17 seconds later oops you're in love
you work at nandos and geuss who walks in demanding some peri peri chicken with a side of you
"tongues fighting for dominance" excuse me since when was this a WWE fanfic
"I think I recognize him from some where.." that's probably because he's in the biggest boyband in the world you dipshit
beginning of the story: your parents die Then u move to London and live downstairs from One Direction.
louis is always obsessed with carrots and niall acts like a starving child from africa its embarrassing
when parents aren't even mentioned in any part of the fanfic so like the characters are all livin la vida loca
"I put on some dark wash high waist bedazzled shorts and a slinky red top as I curled my long hair and put on makeup."
when Niall calls you princess every second "hey princess I love you princess aw princess ur so pretty ur my princess"
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#dumbfanficmoments
"u must be special if niall shared his food with u" sorry I didn't realize international pop star niall horan was starved
"I am a Secret from the world. I am Allison Payne, yes Liam Payne's Secret sister." No stfu
bumping into international pop star harry styles with no security at a starbucks 17 seconds later oops you're in love
you work at nandos and geuss who walks in demanding some peri peri chicken with a side of you
"tongues fighting for dominance" excuse me since when was this a WWE fanfic
"I think I recognize him from some where.." that's probably because he's in the biggest boyband in the world you dipshit
beginning of the story: your parents die Then u move to London and live downstairs from One Direction.
louis is always obsessed with carrots and niall acts like a starving child from africa its embarrassing
when parents aren't even mentioned in any part of the fanfic so like the characters are all livin la vida loca
"I put on some dark wash high waist bedazzled shorts and a slinky red top as I curled my long hair and put on makeup."
when Niall calls you princess every second "hey princess I love you princess aw princess ur so pretty ur my princess"
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i was just out on the patio drinking cocoa and listening the the new album and my neighbor across the way is this big scary black guy and he opened his patio door and goes “lil nigga is that one direction” and i nodded and he yelled back into his house “yo jamal. lil nigga across the way likes one direction” then shut the door and im still confused
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me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
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awh man everyone made so many “MOVING TO CANADA!!!” jokes before and now that Obama won I’m picturing a sad Canada just standing there with a pillow and sleeping bag like “so you guys aren’t coming over, eh? oh… that’s okay….”
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what if we’re all characters in a book
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Louis Tomlinson playing football:
Harry Styles playing football:
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“ground you’re so beautiful”
“ily ground”
” you’re so amazing ground, so pretty”
“listen to me ground”
“ilysm”
“how was your day ground”
“oh ground you’re so funneh”
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Louis coming out
Interviewer: What do you look for in a girl?
Louis: a penis
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Wow what perfect weather to snuggle with a significant other.
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