"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.
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amazing text from my mom
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dumb little stanza that didnt make the cut for the poem im currently writing but i thought you guys might like anyway
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@fisheoctrashdump Izancore
sophisticated home decor
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@gaybensoctrashdump Casea
my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down
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@gaybensoctrashdump Altair
"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE
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@fisheofviolence Arvid
4 year old me coming to show my mom two bugs I found
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DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
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Cant believe I never posted my guitar! I covered it in cutouts from my moms big old anatomy book :)
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@fisheofviolence Armel
you can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field
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@gaybensoctrashdump Arvid
you don’t need a personality if you have 5,000,000,000,000 bugs
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source: hare-kon
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@fisheofviolence Ozzy
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im sick to death of the girlboss phenomenom. appreciate strugglewomen or we'll never get anything done around here
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@fisheofviolence Izan
If i could replace all porn on the internet with scary ghost pictures i would
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