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Guess who's outlining a fic like that

I promise this time I'm gonna do it

I can see Larson seducing women (and men, why not) and using them as human sacrifices for the gods

He'd be like "I have peculiar tastes" as he is tying you up and you think "omg Mr. Gray from 50 shades of grey omg that's my Wattpad fanfiction coming to life" but no.

You're not gonna have sex he's sacrificing you to lord nyalatothep

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Changed the blogs name

Hiii it's been a while isn't it

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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

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These are the only shoes that the Distortion wears, and Michael never learned to walk in them properly. Not to say he trips, but he keeps snapping the heels

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Imagine your icon being your therapist

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I can see Larson seducing women (and men, why not) and using them as human sacrifices for the gods

He'd be like "I have peculiar tastes" as he is tying you up and you think "omg Mr. Gray from 50 shades of grey omg that's my Wattpad fanfiction coming to life" but no.

You're not gonna have sex he's sacrificing you to lord nyalatothep

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larson malevolent fucking dies like to reblog charge to cast

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Talking about Larson but I have heart eyes and a longing smile and I sigh dreamly the whole time

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Reposting bc I can <3

Porn fanart I made from my Larson in the Dreamlands dead dove AU <3

It's on ao3

<3

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Talking about Larson but I have heart eyes and a longing smile and I sigh dreamly the whole time

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Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?

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By my lovely @crayycrayon btw

New PFP

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New PFP

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Guys remember the Wallace Larson tentacle sex fanart I finished? It's on ao3 now yay if any of you want to check it out

Warnings for dubious consent and tentacles yay

Sex

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guys, would you hate me if I said I would unironically smooch and perchance marry larson

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Kinda funny to me how Larson is like disappointed people are using the order for monetary gain instead of knowledge and otherworldly power because

Hes already rich

He's like, why would I want more money? Give me the eldritch pussy knowledge

We need more millionaires like him 🙏 (dead or blindly roaming an alternative dimensions filled with horrors having been shot 6 times and without eyes)

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Just adding my defense!

In my language the two names have the son part stressed like the perfect rhyme example, so when I say it out loud it is a perfect rhyme (because I'm using my languages phonetic/stressing rules automatically) So that means thats basically a phonetic translation (?) issue

Anyway this was supposed to be a silly post but thanks for the infodump coccyx

We all ignore Larson's biggest crime

Naming his own daughter, his own blood, fucking Addison Larson

Her name and surname rhymes and I can't find words to express how stupid (but also a bit lovely) this is, that kid would be a victim of bullying had she survived until middle school

Headcanon that her middle name is Maddison cause I do think Larson is cruel like that