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Sometimes facebook is hilarious
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It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966)
dir. Bill Melendez
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure
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We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship
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we could be dunking bread in the same little bowl of olive oil, do you ever think of that?
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hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-
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btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up
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