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Flies around

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me

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you there 🫵 sexualize this old man with me.

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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Nobody has ever seen and understood unactualized potential in a piece of media like the person who made Daniel old in the amc adaptation.

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hats off for Anne Rice bc somehow IWTV is better the second time i'm reading it then it was the first one

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stick yr dick in a girl and there's a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum

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I really can’t believe they have tumblr in Poland or check or wherever you are

Yeah we do have it but its pretty limited :/ My richer friends can afford buying a few kg of Tumblr from the local Pewex with us dollars whenever they want to but i have to wait for my uncle that lives in germany to bring us a few buckets. they usually last us half a month. we browse tumblr in text only form to make it last longer

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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

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This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

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cool thanks 👍 looking forward to it

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Anti-Scottish hate crime.

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i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

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There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.