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oh you don't drink coffee? that's crazy man. I have one hundred thousand dollars in my pocket and I've decided to give it to you right now just for that

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gonna start talking about skinny characters the way some of yall talk about fat characters

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Haven't been able to stop listening to Elles demandent since yesterday

Medhy Custos literally you put crack in that track

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haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

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Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-