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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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I think we should invent a machine that creates more male loneliness

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Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon

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Before hooking up with someone tell them “i’m… kinda weird down there. Like… you know in a lord of the rings type of way” and then refuse to elaborate

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dragon age 4. did they figure out how old the dragon is yet

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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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god ur so fucking weird *makes out with u*

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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit

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im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

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told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

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my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

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bro im being so brave please tell me im doing a good job ill do anything

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i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

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right out the womb i knew i was destined to be a loser fail fag homo