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when you’re waiting for uber driver jonathon to pull up in his subaru but you have no idea what a subaru looks like bc ur gay so u just kind of stand there vaguely hoping jonathon looks like he does in his uber profile pic

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tina fey asking jerry seinfeld if he’s told his kids the truth about santa yet and him just staring at her for 5 seconds straight 

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I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

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this is the second time that katy perry’s sexually harassed a teenage boy in the past year. at the 2017 iheartmusic awards, she grabbed shawn mendes butt. he was visibly shaken by it, and said, “i’m just stunned. i’ve never met her before”. instead of taking it seriously, most people turned it into a joke, and she never got in trouble for it.

and now, she’s kissed a 19 year old american idol contestant, which is not only unprofessional, but he said that it was without his consent and that it made him uncomfortable, and that even if she had asked for his consent first, he would have said no. but instead of taking it seriously and firing her, people (especially men) are telling him to “get over it” and that “at least you got kissed by katy perry” and she gets to keep her job. if it was a man kissing a 19 year old girl contestant, people would demanding that he get fired, and they would probably do so, no questions asked.

i’m so tired of living in a society where men aren’t taken seriously if they’re sexually harassed by women. i’m so tired of living in a society where women sexually harass men and get away with it, just because they’re women. they deserve to pay the consequences for it, just like when a man sexually harasses a woman.

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Shout out to everybody that apologizes immediately after they were rude, disrespectful or offensive.

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Kennedy Davenport’s never-ending impact

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A concept:

I kiss Medusa. She kisses me back. Her hair snakes give me little snake smooches on my head and face. We are happy and in Love.

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did you guys know that the robot genre of science fiction sprung up as a critique of the way in which industrialization reduced workers to taking up monotonous, unskilled factory jobs in order to earn profit, jobs which in turn alienated them from their own humanity? did you know that the theory of the alienation of the self under capitalistic mode of production is a core principle of marxism? did you know that robot itself comes from a czech playwright who, for a science fiction play, coined the word as a derivative of the czech term robota, meaning forced labor? did you know that the robot genre is rooted in anti-capitalist sentiment?

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I hate him 😂😂😂

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