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There was a lot wrong with the 80s, but we should bring back the trend where every fictional antagonist was a rich guy trying to make extra money by covering up health and safety related deaths.

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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thinking about that post thats like. to avoid bloatware every game dev team should be required to have one guy that has to play the game on a shitty laptop. in the same spirit i think every movie and tv director should have to watch their movie/show on a small tv or laptop screen in a bright room and fix the lighting until its possible to see whats going on on the screen in those conditions

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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Question for Lakia, when and how did she first figure out she’s a girl? I imagine it’s a cute story.

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

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Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: 666 MARK OF THE BEAST THE DEVIL EVIL Verdict: ACCEPTED

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this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS

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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.