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THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR | The Great Good Place
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accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
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think I just found the most autistic thing ever on my partners YouTube watch history

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explain this gayboy
think I just found the most autistic thing ever on my partners YouTube watch history

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"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"
Great! Here are my recommendations:
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guess how i just found out today grasshoppers can fucking bite

#was minding my own business doing my hair and felt a sudden sharp little pain on my arm#look down and a little green bastard was just there chilling#had to trap him in an empty water bottle to take him outside#fucking canes more than you expect ngl
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so i really need to sleep but insomnia is kicking my ass, and i had an idea for a sticker design i’m gonna make pop into my head and i had to get up and open up my ipad at a frantic pace because if i don’t i’ll forget but it’s just
i think i need melatonin
#hopefully starting a business soon but i refuse to take it seriously#i once drew the dad from finding nemo but with james sunderland’s face clutching a baseball bat going HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE#will probably redo it and make it a sticker too lmao#hoping to rock up to a con one day with the most batshit insane wares in the whole building
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plus the bog has dental
nobody lures you into the fog anymore
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I’m 5’4 and this is crushing do we really look like that 😭😭😭 you still look amazing tho 🥺
I’m 5’3 and my sister is 5’9- she’s just taken a photo of me from the angle she sees me and I do not know if I’ll ever recover from this 🙃

I look like a toddler!! Where’s the rest of me??
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Vinted is sure I’m Welsh and need this sign. I’m blaming you @raccoonboywrites
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As we fucking should you heathen 😤
not only do i think people should not have to specify that their non-monogamy is ethical, some of yall need to come to grips with the fact that ur monogomy is non-ethical
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It won’t stop. I’m gonna wake up one day and open my eyes to be greeted by a red dragon asking for a cup of tea
Vinted is sure I’m Welsh and need this sign. I’m blaming you @raccoonboywrites
#I mean you do need that scrungled looking cat and the yeehaw marge tho 👀#what the hell is that lemon? 😂
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nobody talk to me i just found out i’m now older than the halliwell sisters in season 1 of charmed

#remember watching the show as a kid and being like oh wow they’re fully grown adults#I DO NOT LIKE THE PASSAGE OF TIME#me and the house had a very enthusiastic conversation about our favourite hoovers the other day#HOOVERS 🤡#anyway the superior vacuum cleaner is a henry#yeah you gotta yank that smug little prick around but he’s a fucking powerhouse
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