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when you accidentally add a bit too much jazz cabbage in your nightly zoot

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there she goes

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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one of me and my friend’s favourite thing to do is make up insane conspiracies about each other and use them to roast each other. one of my friends is real tall and we say that she’s actually short but has a hidden wooden box on her at all times and stands on it or that she uses small hills as a vantage point. amazing comedy technique 10/10

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Let's be intimidating blob with mama

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hopper when he’s on shift at the station and gets a call about that munson kid doing dumb shit yet again

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if anyone needs me i’ll be over here with my emotional support babygirls

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Doyle calling Cordelia princess.

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in fairness it’s by pure chance it wasn’t five nights at freddy’s analysis videos

haven’t felt sexual in a long time and I was finally like … dykno what. i think it’s time to crank the hog. except my partner is right next to me watching a YouTube essay on the multiple deaths that have occurred on Mount Everest. without headphones

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tormenting myself by looking at the disney website halloween section don’t mind me

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it’s an interesting topic alright

haven’t felt sexual in a long time and I was finally like … dykno what. i think it’s time to crank the hog. except my partner is right next to me watching a YouTube essay on the multiple deaths that have occurred on Mount Everest. without headphones

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right!? and when you realise something’s off five rows back and you’re trying to read the patterns to double check it like

They trick you into crocheting with cute plushies and pretty sweaters only to find out that it’s mostly math and counting. Despicable.

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do you think eleanor shellstrop ever used pitbull quotes to clarify her understanding of ethics and it made chidi take 2d10 psychic damage for five minutes

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THE GOOD PLACE (2016 - 2020) I 3.07 - A Fractured Inheritance

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sure thing puppet fucker

Johnny storm…. they could never make me simp for a blonde dude but those pants are tight………. and I’m just a weak man……….standing before god………. self flagellating in contrition

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