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anyway ily horny people in my phone, promise i'll get back to yall and resume posting vampire erotica soon 🫶

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the people's princess (me) is crashing out, i fear

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The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

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I’m sorry, but men actually love when you’re a little mean and treat them like a warm dildo, and you can’t convince me otherwise

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my boyfriend is all dressed up to hang out with friends and he looks SO gorgeous but all i can think about is going home and ruining his pretty makeup

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can we be toxic hector and lenore style (i hold you hostage in my gothic castle and force your loyalty via magic ring)

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sorry for biting you as affection it will happen again

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Just hold him down by the throat and jerk him off, it'll fix him I promise

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fake gothic horror fan i saw you tweaking out about the anna and friedrich scene

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people who are feral for tdick are my favorite. people who drool and get dizzy at the thought of someone’s bottom growth in their mouth. people who latch onto it and suck on it like their life depends on it. it’s so fucking hot for my body to be wanted like that. hit that reblog button if you’re ravenous for tcocks

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if god is real he will send me a man who gets hard when im mean to him

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i need puppy boy exposure therapy tbh after my last ex

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divine right of kings, but make it horny. knight forced to kneel on the floor and watch as their prince pleasures himself — because the prince is something inherently holy, and they are but a living weapon, allowed to look but not touch, no matter how much they tug against their bindings. is bearing witness to such a sight not honour enough? perhaps they need another lesson in obedience.

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this is my signature scent btw. for all you weirdos wondering. i've worn it every day for like two years LOL

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lucky me, i opened tumblr and saw your answer literally just as i finished cleaning in my room for the day 🤭 not only is my desk all neat and organized, but my sheets are fresh and clean too! and yes, i was thinking about you the whole time. now i'm all tired from working and all i want to do is get fucked nice and deep. even if it dirties up my freshly washed sheets

so sorry to make you wait darling, and after all that hard work too. you did such a good job, you still deserve to be taken care of. i'll give you what you need sweetheart, you won't even have to move a muscle, just focus on feeling good ♡

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giving my boyfriend head is such a treat to me. he can't keep his mouth shut, so it's only something we can do when our roommate is gone. but god. the noises he makes. the way he tastes. it makes me genuinely crazy insane

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amc louis de pointe du lac i want you carnally