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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

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No context Hoid moment

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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Jinshi: Letting Maomao leave was the hardest thing I've ever done . . . I will be mourning her the rest of my life, but it was the right thing to do. I had to let her be free, even if it costs me my own happiness

Maomao: I can't believe that bitch ass pervert fired me, what the fuck

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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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how it feels when friends draw your ocs and add their personal design element flairs that are so good you start taking notes and add them

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@yeahitsak

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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Accurate representation of what happens when I see a mutual in my notifications

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(Not covid but this has been giving me an asthma attack)

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oh i never know how to explain this properly but i looooooooooooooooove when a story just absolutely TELLS you something and it’s so obvious it goes right by you. like the equivalent of hiding in plain sight. i’m thinking in the original cut(?) of alien where they showed the full xenomorph, crouched and ready to pounce, but because we’ve never seen it before, we can’t tell what it is and interpret it as part of the spaceship. or it’s a detail that seems so out of place or wildly insane that you automatically ignore it and assume you misinterpreted until that exact detail comes back in a big way? (like when noah the raven boy flat out tells everyone he’s a ghost and they take it as a joke, so the reader does too) is there a tvtropes name for this i’m obsessed with it

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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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My mom: There’s gonna be a big storm later today

Me: Haha, put out the dun spheres

Her: What

Me: What

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you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard