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ONCE   UPON   A   TIME    ~

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touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

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Seb holds back the yelp that tries to escape out of his throat when Shomari comes closer. "Now hold on-" He gulps, shaking his head slightly. "I said I wanna fight you, we don't gotta bother your dad."

"I wanna fight you!!" ~@laughattack

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The face that Shomari makes is definitely one of confusion. For the most part, he wasn’t confrontational unless he’s provoked (unlike his sister, who’d fight over anything), so what did he do to make this guy have such a problem with him? “ – What the hell did I do?” He asks quickly. “If you wanna fight, we can fight. But I wanna know why I’m kicking you ass if I do it.”

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Send me “Shut up!” for your muse to have said something that offended my muse to the point of throwing a punch! Alternatively, send “You don’t know anything” for the reverse!

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Seb looks over Scarlet with a smile. His shirt was a bit too big on her and she looked cute. "Nah, don't worry about it. You can have it if you want, I don't need it." He waves her off.

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Scarlet looks down at the shirt for a second, then back up to him with a tilted glace. “I thought it was Kovu’s.” She says quietly. It wasn’t unlike her to steal her brother’s shirts without asking. Seb must’ve just left it over and it got mixed in. “Want it back?”

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Sebastian growls slightly at the other once he finishes speaking. "I wanna fight you because you're Simba's kid! And I can't fight him, so you're the best option." He was angry at the other male's father. Next best thing was to fight the guy's son.

"I wanna fight you!!" ~@laughattack

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The face that Shomari makes is definitely one of confusion. For the most part, he wasn’t confrontational unless he’s provoked (unlike his sister, who’d fight over anything), so what did he do to make this guy have such a problem with him? “ – What the hell did I do?” He asks quickly. “If you wanna fight, we can fight. But I wanna know why I’m kicking you ass if I do it.”

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SEND A SYMBOL FOR…

Our muses to be caught in one of these situational tropes! (These work well for ships, but could be used for all kinds of characters.

❄ Our muses huddle together to stay warm. ☽ Our muses having no choice but to share a bed. ✚ My muse carries yours due to an injury. ☂ Our muses get caught in the rain together. ☃ My muse gives yours their jacket in the cold. ♡ Our muses almost kiss, but are interrupted. ☹ My muse is jealous over someone else showing interest in yours. ✦ My muse bandages yours due to an injury. ✗ My muse confesses their love to yours as they die in their arms. ✓ Our muses share a hug after being separated for a long time. △ My muse shows up outside your muse’s door after being presumed dead. ❖ My muse accidentally falls asleep against yours. ⁕ Our muses hold hands for the first time. ⎔ Our muses say goodbye to each other for the last time. ⚑ Our muses are mistaken to be a couple by someone else. ♧ Our muses see each other in formal wear for the first time. ⚠ My muse sacrifices themselves for yours. ⎈ My character pins yours to the ground while fighting/sparring.

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                night in the woods → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. ❞

❝ I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do. ❞

❝ We’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living. ❞

❝ Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❞

❝ There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos! ❞

❝ I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. ❞

❝ Pretty amazing, to be something at least. ❞

❝ I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don’t know which it is until it’s over sometimes. ❞

❝ Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. ❞

❝ Being the only queer people in town sucks. ❞

❝ Not knowing how something worked used to seem like… magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . ❞

❝ When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something.  ❞

❝ It’s a fantastic ass right? ❞

❝ No fascists at this party! ❞

❝ You could vape. ❞

❝ You know when your body is like ‘Uh whoa I almost died,’ and you get all hyper because you’re filled with dolphins? ❞

❝ At the end of everything, hold on to anything. ❞

❝ If anyone’s going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞

❝ I’m like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. ❞

❝ Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. ❞

❝ And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things aren’t OK. ❞

❝ Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? ❞

❝ We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. ❞

❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous. I could’ve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! ❞

❝ There was until one afternoon… where something just broke. Reality broke. ❞

❝ They said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. ❞

❝ I know this won’t save me in the end, but I don’t need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. ❞

❝ I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. ❞

❝ Don’t panic but we’re maybe all gonna die soon. ❞

❝ Okay, I don’t feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. ❞

❝ I’m gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! ❞

❝ You can’t take a woman’s husband just because he’s dead! ❞

❝ I am super, super gay. ❞

❝ I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. ❞

❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞

❝ My dad/mom/parents didn’t like me. ❞ 

❝ My dad used to hit me a lot. ❞

❝ My mom like, wouldn’t feed me. ❞

❝ I’d be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So I’d try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess. ❞

❝ I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? ❞

❝ Being abused isn’t your fault at all. ❞

❝ I’m just glad I didn’t – yeah, anyway. ❞

❝ My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. ❞

❝ I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. ❞

❝ Screw it! I’m doing two beers! I’m doing beer! ❞

❝ I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. ❞

❝ Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. ❞

❝ I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. ❞

❝ I don’t even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. ❞

❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞

❝ You’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❞

❝ Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❞

❝ I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. ❞

❝ Let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me! ❞

❝ ______ is probably bipolar. ❞

❝ I don’t know what this feeling is. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say daddy again. ❞

❝ I can’t not give a shit. ❞

❝ I thought you couldn’t leave home because of your… issue? ❞

❝ You’re home enough. ❞

❝ Isn’t it illegal to smoke indoors? ❞ 

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Mess with my muse!

Send one to-

✍️ - Draw something on my muse

👻 - Jump out and scare my muse

🤑 - Money gag my muse

💦 - Sprinkle water on my muse

🌊 - Dump water on my muse

🍞 - Throw bread at my muse

💋 - Repeatedly kiss my muse

🤛 - Play punch my muse

💪 - Lift my muse up

🤠 - Put a silly hat on my muse

👅 - Lick my muse

🤧 - Sneeze on my muse

👈 - Poke my muse repeatedly

👀 - Uncomfortably stare at my muse

🌱 - Throw grass at my muse

🍂 - Push my muse in a pile of leaves

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Happy April fools! It is time to prank my muse; go as simple, funny or even cruel as you want. You have permission to prank my muse however you wish, just for today.

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Send 🥧 to pie my muse.

Bonus points if you specify where the pie hits!!

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IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Try to prank my muse! Go ahead! 

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Send “✊” to punch my muse!

Or send “✊+reverse” for the opposite!

(If you cannot see the emoji, send “Punch”)

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Fighting Starters  {Sentence Starters}

“Go ahead! Punch me!”

“You’re really starting to piss me off!”

“You’re challenging me?”

“You really wanna fight me, don’t you?”

“Get back here so I can kick your sorry ass!”

“Drop your weapons and fight me fairly!”

“How long do you think you’ll last?”

“You don’t have a chance in Hell!”

“Let’s go! You and me!”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“You really, really don’t want to do this.”

“Come at me, bro!”

“You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, friend.”

“Can you even stand up?”

“Pick up your weapon and fight me!”

“There’s no way you’ll beat me.”

“I am going to punch you in the face!”

“Are you trying to pick a fight?”

“Stop, I don’t wanna fight you!”

“You can’t even touch me!”

“I doubt you’ll make it out of this alive.”

“You want me to kick your ass?”

“This will be your LAST mistake!”

“I’ll rip you apart!”

“That was MY food!”

“If you’re trying to make me mad, congratulations.”

“You won’t last a minute against me!" 

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Nightmare Starters!

For your angsty nightmare needs!

My Muse is Having Nightmares:

“Are you okay? It sounded like you were having a bad dream…”

“Wanna talk about it?”

“Do you get these nightmares a lot?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“Staying awake won’t help.”

“I could sleep next to you if you want.”

“It was just a dream, okay?”

“You woke up screaming…”

Your Muse is Having Nightmares:

“It was horrible…”

“No, I don’t want to talk about it.”

“I get them almost every night…”

“Can’t sleep. Won’t sleep. Never sleep. Can’t make me sleep. They’ll get me.”

“I don’t know, not sleeping seems to be helping to me,”

“Please sleep with me…”

“It felt so real…”

“Was I screaming…? Really?”

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* family prompts

‘ we’re family. family never gets left behind. ’

‘ time for a haircut. ’

‘ i burned your birthday cake. ’

‘ don’t you raise your voice at me, young man. ’

‘ you can stay here. for as long as you need. ’

‘ your bath is ready. ’

‘ stop squirming and let me see that cut! ’

‘ they’re being assholes, mom! ’

‘ remember to scrub behind your ears. ’

‘ hand sanitizer! we’re out of hand sanitizer! ’

‘ we lost the keys. ’

‘ get out of my room. ’

‘ where are you off to, little dude? ’

‘ you’re so annoying! ’

‘ i don’t think so, young lady. ’

‘ who broke the toilet? ’

‘ you’re one of us now. ’

‘ mom! ’

‘ want to hold my hand? ’

‘ i smell cupcakes. ’

‘ please stop screaming. ’

‘ if you don’t turn off that light and go back to your room right now… ’

‘ pull up a chair. have some breakfast. ’

‘ shut up. i’m n-not s-s-scared. ’

‘ what happened to your eye? ’

‘ honey, they’re staring. ’

‘ hey, hey. i’m not going anywhere. ’

‘ you should be in bed. ’ 

‘ get over here right now! ’

‘ that’s gonna be a no, buddy. you have a temperature. ’

‘ what is it with kids and their gadgets? ’

‘ shut up. shut up. shut up! ’

‘ don’t be sad. you can come along next time. ’

‘ go to your room. ’

‘ dad! ’

‘ did you just sass me? ’

‘ you brighten up my life, honey. ’

‘ you’re my kid. ’

‘ they can’t watch this! it’s rated r! ’

‘ does someone need a hug? ’

‘ he called me lame, honey. ’

‘ we’re hip. we’re in the know. ’

‘ do you want to hear a story? ’

‘ i’ve been texting you for ten minutes! where were you? ’

‘ i don’t wanna hug him! ’

‘ no tv for a month. ’