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Mihawk got back from War and found a random ghost girl and his Upstart Sword Rival crashing at his castle and that was just his life for two years. The man came home to a sitcom.

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man im so hungry

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i went searching joy and found it in the muppet movie

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maid cafe gone wrong lol

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zoro and sanji being foils is fun for a lot of reasons but possibly the funniest is that oda went “what’s the natural rival of a japanese samurai swordsman? hmmm. oh, i know: a french michelin star chef”

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the number 3s in zoro's life

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unfinished zsz wip

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many textposts monday

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more (mostly one piece related) yellow sketchbook doodles

trying to figure out how to adapt the straw hats into whatever my style currently is is a lot of fun

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I hate to tell you this but, Roronoa “while you were having sex I studied the blade” Zoro, and Black-Leg “can’t speak to a women without his brains melting out of his ears” Sanji; are both virgins and we all know it.

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impel down summary

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not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

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i think the one possibility most people overlook when cisswapping sanji (apart from the fact that cisswapping generally kills a lot of good stuff going on with his Canonical Gender Shit) is that he would be just as closeted and queer as a girl. but in the opposite direction

like i think instead of sanji’s gentleman shtick sanju would 100% femme-fatale it and honestly just go “wow tashigi kun ur so cute ❤️ i’ll do you a favour and save you no problem, haha but only cause it’s you” and reverse harem herself into charming like every dude and then when she gets to momoiro instead of the sanji-in-a-dress gag there’d be a whole thing where sanju gets put in a suit or prince’s costume and enjoys being a smooth gentleman etc (the way sanji thinks he is) before she goes NO i’m made to PERV ON DUDES not BE A DUDE.

the swapped backstory holds up too; if sora is a strong and kind and chivalrous father and judge is a cruel mad scientist mom it kinda works out to being a similar dynamic that big mom canonically has with her husbands

it would translate to the complementary-opposites thing with zoro too, because zoro would still be butch and androgynous as fuck and only give a shit about swords and sake, and sanju would still care about gender a shitload, just instead of masc chivalrous gender it translates into femme fatale seductive woman gender. she’d have one of those long cigarette holders and wear dresses with sexy thigh slits the whole time

and instead of sanji being a heart-eyed slave to women the gag would be that sanju is so busy trying to show off and flirt with the men that she gets distracted from fighting. so instead of “i can’t hit women” you’d get madam super oblivious “haha but smashing up such a handsome face would be a shame, wouldn’t it?” while khalifa (khalife? as a dude) soaps her up and tosses her from the tenth floor

instead of boobs sanju is either super into abs or asses. regardless, the struggle persists that regardless of AGAB, zoro is still the most well-endowed crewmember in sanju’s favourite category, just like he canonically is in sanji’s

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my favourite thing about one piece is actually how much fanservice oda provides for the straight dudes that wanna fuck one of the male characters. he truly gave us fem law and confirmed that zoro has the biggest jugs on the crew for no apparent reason other than cishet dudes wanna fuck those guys so bad

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Between the lines

(I originally optimized the screentones for viewing on twitter, so I hope it looks well here too.)

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i know oda’s not a ship kinda guy but i do think it’d be funny as fuck if he decided he’d confirm one (1) ship as being canon, and then it ended up being a batshit insane crackship. like just imagine oda being like: super secret reveal, the shippers are right! and then it’s like, ivankov/zeff