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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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people always praise taylor swift like "ough she wrote an album that told a story shes so original and brave and talented" ok well sure she wrote a concept album about women being sad. you know what else is a concept album? janelle monáe's five-suite metropolis saga spanning 3 albums telling the story of her time-travelling android alter ego, cindi mayweather, who is slated to be dissasembled after committing the forbidden act of falling in love with a human and, while on the run, learns that shes destined to be the savior that liberates all androids through social justice and funky tunes. why dont you listen to that?

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Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

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i’m 💀

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so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

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Two guys who are gay and a matching set but they’re NOT dating just gay . and always hanging out around each other

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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

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bird riding rhinoceros

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

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anyway. onto better things

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“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted