Lauren - Melbourne - Australia Im 17 and loving life follow me on twitter @LGreenlaw or instagram - lauren_greenlaw i have a simple blog. i blog what i want. so stfu if you dont like it. cause i like it.
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You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
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Even if we’re married for 23 years, I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. - princessariel2323 (via perfect)
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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
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when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
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there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
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do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
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I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.
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"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
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baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
well no one else is gonna do it
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