Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. - princessariel2323 (via perfect)
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when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
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there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
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do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
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I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.
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"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
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after watching anaconda
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baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
well no one else is gonna do it
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