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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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The only solution.

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Beau only has two modes

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you cannot always be the prettiest or most interesting girl in the room but you can always make everyone the most uncomfortable

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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floating duck 🍑⁣

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“You have to simply be stripped down and made very lean so that you can see who you are and then you make peace. It’s difficult but it’s really important otherwise you never arrive at this delicious place called adulthood.”

- Toni Morrison, on confronting yourself.

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Sara Teasdale, from The Collected Poems of Sara Teasdale; "Song,"

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I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop