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it is my humble opinion that rosie and alastor are both aroace and got platonically married for tax benefits.

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ty for this op i’m on my first day of quitting and the withdrawal symptoms are kicking my ass 😭😭😭

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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He meets all the tumblr sexy-man requirements. Tall. Skinny as a rail. Scary but also a bit pathetic. He’s got personal demons. Wears a suit and top hat with a cane. The TOOTH GAP. The cute curly hair under the hat that changes his whole demeanor. Glowing eyes. Skull motif.

We did wrong by this man.

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In the midst of this Hunger Games Renaissance here and on TikTok, I am a little upset that I have yet to see someone do a Hunger Games Version of the "Every Friend Group should include" sound. So since I am currently off TikTok for the sake of my mental health (I've been stuck on PoliTikTok since the Nashville shooting), I have decided to do it myself here.

Every Friend group should include:

A mean Bisexual

An even meaner Lesbian

He/Theys

She/Theys

A Token Straight that's on Thin Ice

(Or if you want to exclude the Prim Reaper from the Friend group)

And Last But not Least...

A Short King

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him: “describe your ideal date”

me:

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Rereading the Hunger Games as an adult is so funny because yes Katniss is being a girlboss, igniting a rebellion and toppling an oppressive government. But she’s also beefing with a cat, napping in supply closets and missing every social cue that is ever thrown her way. 

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you can't tell me katniss "i used pattern recognition to destroy the arena in catching fire but can't tell when someone's being genuine" everdeen and peeta "oh i have to hide? guess i have to disguise myself as a rock with the icing skills ive aquired over the years" mellark weren't the blueprint for autistic x adhd dynamics

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an abridged recap, but not as piled up!

love day came (so did the ineffable wives PFFF🌶️)

they had a good day, proceed to sleep

HOLY SHIT CROWLEY IS GIVING BIRTH AT 5 IN THE MORNING RIGJT AFTER SIMS VALENTINES???? 💀

uh! anyway. i age up muriel to an infant and redo the outfits, baby daddy reveal in

3

2

1!

ITS AKIRA KIBO AYOOOO!!! resident sims sexyman himself.

baby muriel rlly just said “yeah i’m wasian ‼️”

cue to a sims day later, previous sims day being used to bond with maya the sphinx cat and bond with our noisy ass baby

i look at aziraphales wants, AND WHATS FHAT??:?:?):): marry partner. badabing badaboom, your virtual wish is my command!

so, on a random, raining tuesday at 1pm the wives are officially wives!! i truly had to speedrun a wedding event because muriel was starving and needed a diaper change.

finally back, I LITERALLY HAD TO CLICK FOR CROWLEY TO BREASTFEED 5 TIMES FOR HER TO DO THAT MY BROTHER IN CHRIST U HAVE A FUCKINH INFANT 😭😭 (she kept getting distracted because she was in the same room as azi and apparently that equals a flirty moodlet but it is very sweet that she has a protective sentiment every time she’s around the baby 🥹)

a consecutive list of shit that’s happened in my sims 4 ineffable wives save, in order. oh boy

sim day one, they’re roomies who don’t know eachother i meant it when i said slowburn (thanks to lumpinou’s lgbtq+ mod they’re both demisexual and demiromantic)

sim day two, they’re besties! try taking a guess if i used cheats or participated in the grind. (i love you mc command center mod)

still sim day two for these two, they’re flirting!

uh oh mission get the lesbians together paused, because antonia j crowley GOT FUCKED OVER BY THE LIFES TRAGEDIES MOD AND WAS ACTIVELY FUCKING DYING FROM A TERMINAL ILLNESS. like the dramatic bitch she is, attempted to promptly die in aziraphales arms but my game glitched.

two failed surgeries and a severe anxiety diagnosis later, i cheat take away the fatal illness and disable tragedies for antonia AND aziraphale! (i forgot to mention it but while crowley was out here getting surgeries, she nearly got targeted by a serial killer. at this point i nearly fucking deleted life’s tragedies)

they both get some sleep after all the trauma it is now sim day 3. while aziraphale goes to her culinary career, i let antonia celebrate with two hookups from the simda dating app and she gets promptly railed by akira kibo and johnny zest.

aziraphale always has a tense moodlet from being introverted and particularly wasn’t feeling it when akira fucking kibo would not leave so i use the extreme violence mod to murder his ass while antonia naps.

now that its just them, we finally catch up on getting the ineffable idiots together :)) they flirt more, hug and eventually woohoo on the coffee table and go to sleep. they’re also officially dating

my sims wake up at the ass crack of dawn, it is day 4 in sims time and i notice an uncomfortable moodlet off of crowley so i check. IT IS PREGNANCY CRAVINGS???? yeah crowleys pulled a donna sheridan by getting knocked up and not knowing who the father is.

she tells azi, who gets a fine moodlet from the baby not being hers. i notice this, have them be flirty in the kitchen and BAM is that a proposal literally TWELVE MINUTES BEFORE AZI GOES TO WORK?? you’d be correct ding ding.

i make some adjustments to the house because crowley now has a crotch groblin inside her. the wives share a room, and crowleys old room becomes a yellow nursery for baby girl!

not very eventful until literally 10pm, when thanks to LIFES TRAGEDIES MOD we get an armed robber come in while crowley is napping 💀 so i use mc command center, think the robber will die if i kill her and turn her into a ghost because there’s been a few failed murder attempts and brawls atp but SHES STILL ROBBING OUR HOUSE. AS A FUCKING GHOST.!?!(!,

at this point only the lord can save these bastards so i leave without saving so the heist never happened.

redo of day 4, morning still the same but they instead adopt a hairless cat named maya and immediately become the worlds best cat mums :)) we might have had to delete the adopter to be able to officially keep her but it’s fine!

that’s all that’s eventful for now, so i have to ask:

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a consecutive list of shit that’s happened in my sims 4 ineffable wives save, in order. oh boy

sim day one, they’re roomies who don’t know eachother i meant it when i said slowburn (thanks to lumpinou’s lgbtq+ mod they’re both demisexual and demiromantic)

sim day two, they’re besties! try taking a guess if i used cheats or participated in the grind. (i love you mc command center mod)

still sim day two for these two, they’re flirting!

uh oh mission get the lesbians together paused, because antonia j crowley GOT FUCKED OVER BY THE LIFES TRAGEDIES MOD AND WAS ACTIVELY FUCKING DYING FROM A TERMINAL ILLNESS. like the dramatic bitch she is, attempted to promptly die in aziraphales arms but my game glitched.

two failed surgeries and a severe anxiety diagnosis later, i cheat take away the fatal illness and disable tragedies for antonia AND aziraphale! (i forgot to mention it but while crowley was out here getting surgeries, she nearly got targeted by a serial killer. at this point i nearly fucking deleted life’s tragedies)

they both get some sleep after all the trauma it is now sim day 3. while aziraphale goes to her culinary career, i let antonia celebrate with two hookups from the simda dating app and she gets promptly railed by akira kibo and johnny zest.

aziraphale always has a tense moodlet from being introverted and particularly wasn’t feeling it when akira fucking kibo would not leave so i use the extreme violence mod to murder his ass while antonia naps.

now that its just them, we finally catch up on getting the ineffable idiots together :)) they flirt more, hug and eventually woohoo on the coffee table and go to sleep. they’re also officially dating

my sims wake up at the ass crack of dawn, it is day 4 in sims time and i notice an uncomfortable moodlet off of crowley so i check. IT IS PREGNANCY CRAVINGS???? yeah crowleys pulled a donna sheridan by getting knocked up and not knowing who the father is.

she tells azi, who gets a fine moodlet from the baby not being hers. i notice this, have them be flirty in the kitchen and BAM is that a proposal literally TWELVE MINUTES BEFORE AZI GOES TO WORK?? you’d be correct ding ding.

i make some adjustments to the house because crowley now has a crotch groblin inside her. the wives share a room, and crowleys old room becomes a yellow nursery for baby girl!

not very eventful until literally 10pm, when thanks to LIFES TRAGEDIES MOD we get an armed robber come in while crowley is napping 💀 so i use mc command center, think the robber will die if i kill her and turn her into a ghost because there’s been a few failed murder attempts and brawls atp but SHES STILL ROBBING OUR HOUSE. AS A FUCKING GHOST.!?!(!,

at this point only the lord can save these bastards so i leave without saving so the heist never happened.

redo of day 4, morning still the same but they instead adopt a hairless cat named maya and immediately become the worlds best cat mums :)) we might have had to delete the adopter to be able to officially keep her but it’s fine!

that’s all that’s eventful for now, so i have to ask:

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if matpat canonically exists in the fnaf movie and william is becoming springtrap as we speak then that means we’re one step closer to matpat springtrap mpreg on the big screen

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I think Ada’s Google search history in a modern au after seeing Lenore for the first time would just be

“Is it gay to be attracted to a girl if she looks like a boy?”

“Is it gay to be attached to masculine women”

“It’s not gay to find masculine women hot”

“What does it mean if boyish girl hot”

“Am i gay quiz”

“It is gay to find a woman hot if you think shes a boy at first but then still find her hot after you learn shes a girl”

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ALPHA MORELLA AWOOOO🐺🐺🐺

I am clearly not sorry, and i will do it again😈🙏

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Shirts I think nevermore characters would own

Eulalie:

Prospero, it was a gift from Annabel:

Pluto:

Ada, she claims it was given to her as a joke gift, and she’s been meaning to throw it away for agesss, but no, she brought this shit herself and only wears to sleep:

Lenore:

Duke:

Annabel:

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