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[Scared out of my mind] What are you looking at. Do you want to fuck me or kill me. Either way get in line.

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My toxic trait? Well. I LOVE too hard. My PUSSY is too wet. Also I had a man WHIPPED

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I won't be able to make it in time, june 5th 10AM is my monthly freak out. I cry on the 5th so I don't get distracted on other days. Yes I do schedule my jacking off days too actually. Why do you ask. Do you need help with yours. What do you mean other people don't schedule these things. Of course they do

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Sorry for being so beautiful I’m oppressed because of it. As if it's my fault

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Damen thinks I came over for sex. He doesn't know I’m about to start crying

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Dated an Akielon, made him fall in love with me, made him trust me and then broke his heart. That was for Delfeur

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First thing Damen said to me after the whole trial situation was ‘death will not do us part you stupid cunt’. Clearly I chose the right man

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What do you mean why did I set the gardens on fire. It's because it's way too cold here. I don't need your pity coat either. I'm perfectly capable of warming myself up. Yes that's why. No I wasn't trying to burn down the castle. That was one time. Now get out of Arles while you still can.

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[Loudly within Damen's earshot] Did anyone notice the patterns in behavior? I thought the patterns in behavior were lovely.

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And then Damen asked me if I was afraid of sex and I said no. You know, like a liar

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Me having had no physical contact with anyone in like five years, having a reputation as frigid: I am a whore

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I am aware I'm not the ideal ruler for this nation. However considering my opposition and the current state of things Somebody's got to save Vere from absolute ruin and none of you are doing it. Gotta do everything by my fucking self around here.

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Feeling a little sad and in need of reassurance. Better go to Damen and start an argument

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Getting tired of denying the rumours. Hello to the entirety of my uncle’s guard. Yes I love depravity and every day I wake up and try to seduce every man in my way. Following this I murder them in cold blood. Any questions

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My only advice is to become a completely unapproachable cunt. And then die for the ones you love. Take it or leave it

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Damen doesn't understand that if my army and my servants are loyal to me it's because through a very complex strategy called remembering their names and being generally non-sadistic towards them I was actually manipulating them. Into. Being loyal to me. Because I'm a terrible person. Yes I pay them more than minimum wage and am grateful for their service and have a reputation of being even if a bit verbally blunt not very violent or otherwise unfairly aggressive BUT. it's because i tricked them. I lied to them. I'm a bad person and deserve to die. And not delusional. Btw

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Camping with my army and they are intimidated by my flawless posture and nonchalant attitude and I am extremely uncomfortable in every possible aspect (physical, mental, emotional) but in a flawless nonchalant way