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this is ridiculously funny i fear

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that’s so unnecessarily sweet ugh thank you so much 😭

i just realized that i have the only derek account mwehehehe

because there’s multiple futturmans and billys and peetas and stuff

sorry anyways LMAO

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WHATTTT SINCE WHEN

Some random thingy I had

MDNI

It’s a windy day with pouring rain dripping from the car window, the sound of hips slapping against each others can be heard as he pounds you deep into the backseat.

“It’s so much! I can’t take it!” You almost cry out, tears streaming down your already red cheeks as you reach your third climax

“Oh please, you can take it, it’s not that much.” He chuckles and gives your ass a harsh slap, the sound echoing throughout the car.

“Oh baby..” you hear him trail off, ironic how he takes advantage of the fact you can barely speak due to how fucked out you are, “you can’t..I can’t!” You almost shout out, choking out a whimper mixed with a sob as he pounds you.

“I love you so fucking much babe, you gonna cum for me?” He lets out a another deep chuckle, almost feral as his cock penetrates you.

|———————————|

Was this okay guys? For my first blurb? I guess.

It’s about no one specific, just random.

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Sooo I’m nervous about asking but can I dm Derek?

I feel scared 👉👈

no please do 100% i’m so bored as him sometimes lmao

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this is ridiculously funny i fear

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you’re so right i’m absolutely not ready at all

The fic I'm writing rn is eating so hard y'all... You aren't ready for this

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how easy would it be if i’d made derek’s blog a side blog on my own account? instead of making an ENTIRE new account so they wouldn’t be linked together (because i thought i would remain anonymous LMAO)

it takes way too much effort to switch accounts and i’m going to make a fatal mistake on the wrong account one of these days just you watch

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yeah that’s what i was thinking too!!

i just realized that i have the only derek account mwehehehe

because there’s multiple futturmans and billys and peetas and stuff

sorry anyways LMAO

[laurrrelise]

i just realized that i have the only derek account mwehehehe

because there’s multiple futturmans and billys and peetas and stuff

sorry anyways LMAO

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please dm derek i’m begging. i get so bored sometimes lmao

i mean he gets so bored what

Y'all ever be fighting demons not to DM the damn Jhutch character rp accs?? like fuck man I am feigning rn Like I know these r real people with lives n shit but PLEEASEE (any rp accs got open dms??🤨)

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FROM ME???

WHO AM I LMAO

Some random thingy I had

MDNI

It’s a windy day with pouring rain dripping from the car window, the sound of hips slapping against each others can be heard as he pounds you deep into the backseat.

“It’s so much! I can’t take it!” You almost cry out, tears streaming down your already red cheeks as you reach your third climax

“Oh please, you can take it, it’s not that much.” He chuckles and gives your ass a harsh slap, the sound echoing throughout the car.

“Oh baby..” you hear him trail off, ironic how he takes advantage of the fact you can barely speak due to how fucked out you are, “you can’t..I can’t!” You almost shout out, choking out a whimper mixed with a sob as he pounds you.

“I love you so fucking much babe, you gonna cum for me?” He lets out a another deep chuckle, almost feral as his cock penetrates you.

|———————————|

Was this okay guys? For my first blurb? I guess.

It’s about no one specific, just random.

[laurrrelise]

yes this was incredible i’m eating it

Some random thingy I had

MDNI

It’s a windy day with pouring rain dripping from the car window, the sound of hips slapping against each others can be heard as he pounds you deep into the backseat.

“It’s so much! I can’t take it!” You almost cry out, tears streaming down your already red cheeks as you reach your third climax

“Oh please, you can take it, it’s not that much.” He chuckles and gives your ass a harsh slap, the sound echoing throughout the car.

“Oh baby..” you hear him trail off, ironic how he takes advantage of the fact you can barely speak due to how fucked out you are, “you can’t..I can’t!” You almost shout out, choking out a whimper mixed with a sob as he pounds you.

“I love you so fucking much babe, you gonna cum for me?” He lets out a another deep chuckle, almost feral as his cock penetrates you.

|———————————|

Was this okay guys? For my first blurb? I guess.

It’s about no one specific, just random.

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currently in need of doing something that takes way too long in an effort to pretend to be derek danforth but my brain isn’t producing ideas at the moment

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i love napper and yapper so much oh my. the way i just love their relationship so much that thinking about it makes me actually want to shove a pitchfork through my skull just to feel something

anyways

I have a headcanon that Mike was never really much of a talker and that once Abby was born he forced himself to talk a bit more (To help her learn to talk and because it seemed like storytelling calmed her down)

He stopped forcing himself to talk more once she got a bit older (he still talks to her but he much more enjoys listening to her talk) Abby never minded, she understood her brother was quiet and could tell he showed his love differently. As long as he still told her stories she didn’t care

YES. Mike is such a quiet guy, like my brother!!

Pulling at my heartstrings frfr,,,,,

Yapper and the napper as well. They are so yapper and napper,,, <- exploding

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AGREEEED i love this woman

also am jealous of her because she got to get screamed at by jhutch (would give my life for that real talk)

Sheila pissed me off, but Suki Waterhouse is actually so stunning. And her music is amazing.

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(i just realized ive had this sitting in my drafts by accident for days lmao, sorry it’s so late)

oh my god yes i love that podcast so much. i gotta be so honest literally everything that man says is so beautiful and i seriously adore his outlook on everything he talks about. he actually embodies every little thing i could hope to be one day.

his humility, his honesty, his humor, his realness, ugh he’s just so down to earth and kind and genuine. the way that he described himself as someone who wants to live as genuinely as they can to themselves and the people around them. holy shit i can’t. i love him so much.

if he started a podcast of his own i would either never talk to anyone again because i’d be busy just listening to it over and over again or i’d literally never stop talking about it. jhutch tumblr would turn upside down with my constant posts holy shit. but oh my god words cannot describe how thankful i would be if he started a podcast.

also it’s so unserious but it actually has me cackling every time i listen to it, but josh on armchair expert with dax shepherd is one of my favorite things to listen to, i will never get tired of it tbh LMAO they just bounce off of each other so well and i love their little stories ugh.

“i was like, did someone die on the show? it was the fucking episode ken jennings lost. oh happy birthday conner”

*in a southern accent* “oh kentucky down where them tomatoes are”

“if you live at home with mom, you can’t have a bondage bed”

“i wanna make the worst joke right now” “go ahead” “do you want to come into my bondage bed”

“grounding the breadwinner…? go to your room, fuck you i own this room”

“was hugh jackman there?” “yeah hugh jackman was making the donuts”

lmao i put WAY too much effort into that but i actually could go on about this episode and this man forever

that being said i really need more hutch podcasts 🙏🙏

i kinda miss being whistle edited’d

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LMAO it was just a plot twist waiting to happen. and i live to scare people with my commitment to the bit and i absolutely will continue to do so

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)