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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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dog girl boss

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im never deleting tiktok

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Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

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Girl in a cowkini and the lesser known cow in a girlkini

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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

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Getting a new computer soon. Where’s that windows debloat guide people post every so often

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“and the universe said…”

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Seaneen Watts

magpie taken from a rear camera on a bike helmet.

Australia

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come on man

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Beholder Meme Faces

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"Realistic take on arthurian legend" uhhhh no thank you. I would like my arthurian legend to be full of whimsy and unserious gags. Stop giving us that zero lighting game of thrones-esque gritty nonsense and give us more arthurian legend in all their extravagant colours and silly quests!!!

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(...I really don't want to hunt that up typo just now. I'll fix it when I fix it. The Tose Lace Kitting Book, indeed.)

Which is beyond the point. The point is, the patterns are live! Go forth and knit pretty laces!

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Jed the Wolfdog in The Thing (1982)