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Happy month of gay to everyone!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜

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HAPPY PRIDE! REJOICE! THE GAY CATS ARE CANON! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!! RAVENBARLEY IS CANON!!!!!!!!! (preview from the 3rd graphic novel)

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I am by no means confident in my artistic abilities. Do we, however, see the vision?

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GUYS AM I BEING A LITTLE SILLY OR DID Q COME OUT AS BI I CAN NOT TELL IF PEOPLE ARE JOKING /GEN DUDE

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MY FRIEND IS STREAMING PRESSURE GO WATCH WE ARE HAVING FUN :3

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Oh yeah also got a girlfriend so we'll see how that ends up

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists

For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics

For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits

For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews

For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms

For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics

For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write

For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language

For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English

For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work

For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans

For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes

For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words

For the fanfic authors who only write one ship

For the fanfic authors who are just starting

For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years

For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing

For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics

For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs

For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope

For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break

Keep creating, I love you ❤️

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I'd like you all to meet this girl. Her name was Emily Monterro. She was my best friend in high school.

Notice how I said "was"?

That's because she's dead. All thanks to cigarettes.

A (homosexual) student in our year got Emily hooked at a cigarette party. Then, one day, Emily decided to have a smoke before going to her job site, where she worked part-time as a forklift operator. Little did she know, her cigarette high would lead tk deadly results.

High off of the cigarette, Emily drove the forklift straight into a five-story building still under construction. The collapse killed five people--including Emily.

Still think smoking before going to work is safe? #SHARE IF YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT CIGARETTES

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Ap world test tomorrow please wish me luck

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just saw another fic that completely misunderstood elementary schoolers. going to make a post as soon as my shift is done

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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