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SKYRIM + purple skies

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the fight is harder each year.

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Arcanis Robe for HF/EF

A conversion of the Arcanis Witch robe from BDOR for Human and Elf females.

✘ Replaces the Prologue Mesh.   ⟶     compatible with the outfit replacers in this post, allowing you to wear the armour more places.

✘ Also replaces the appearance of the skyhold pyjamas.

✘ Frosty Mod Manager Only.

✘ Frosty mesh replacement mods usually require you to have at least one of the DLC installed. This includes free DLC ssuch as the Black Emporium.

✘ Robe sticks to legs during walk cycle. I originally had more skirt-like weight mapping, but it clipped with the pants underneath noticably. If Frosty updates with access to the cloth/physiced meshes, I’ll post an update, until them not much I can do.

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Playing with a kitten and she slept

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Savage farmer

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I should have never opened these in new tabs

He has very nice lips.

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Dragon Age Realization Rant.

Solas must have been so confused when he awoke.

This dude woke up to find:

The Veil covering up the entire fade.

Dreams and going into the Fade were far weaker

Demons and Spirits on rampages

Mages and Templars having a civil war

Humans over Elves, elves with no immorality

Oh and Qunari and Tevinter being at war with almost everyone

Like this guy woke up, found an artifact from ancient times and could not open it (probably made him go "oh...well crap" cause he didn't have his God powers back.).

Had his spies find a very old Tevinter magistar to unlock it and have him die in the process... Nice and easy

NOPE. Coryphaeus legits pulls a reverse card and *unlocked the secret to immorality*.

You bet Solas was like

Solas: "what in the name of mythal happened"

Spy 1: "IDK man you gave us the orb then we found the guy...and then he survived."

Solas: 'Well where is he now?"

Spy 1: "shrug"

Then what happens... Coryphaeus managed to scare Grey Wardens and had them commit treason to the kill the Divine.

Solas: "what the hell?!"

Spy 1: "look buddy you told us to find the orb and give it to him. Not our fault he can use it"

Solas: "Well where is he now?"

Solas: *internally wondering how this happened and when and where he f**ked up* "Okay, what the actual hell"

Spy 2:"so uh I have a report but your not gonna like it"

Solas: *trying to keep his cool*

Spy 2: well you know that guy... Coryphaeus...well he is still alive and managed to blow up and entire building.

Solas: "anything else"

Spy 2: "Well...Yes there are rifts around the area spreading every minute. Everyone in the conclave including some of us died. And there is a hole in the sky."

Spy 3 : *runs up* "sir and a person has appeared in the center unharmed and bares the mark of the orb." *Elvish whispering"

Solas: "we must get it back"

*ends up joining an inquisition and ends up making friends meeting new and old. Learns that he was wrong and humans are okay but decides to destroy the world for his people. And ends up gaining his powers back from absorbing mythal...oh and he may or may not have fallen for the inquisitor.*

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Dragon Age Romances

DAO: “hi, what’s yo—“ *romance initiated*

DA2: Hawke tried on a chastity belt as a joke and it took them three years to get it off

DAI: we’re here, we’re queer, let’s fuck and grab a beer

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mentally preparing for thursday

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everyone: the veil is broken and demons are coming through

solas: have you tried turning it off and on again

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Solas says “Elvhen Glory”

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I do love the parallels between Shartan and Solas as two leaders who rose against slavery and etc, but now I made myself sad because: 

“I’d neither a guest nor a trespasser be. In this place I belong, that belongs also to me.”

That`s what Shartan riddles the Warden in Origins and the answer is “Home”… and, yes, it’s making me sad because in DA:I Solas was something like a guest to the Inquisition, and then we get… Trespasser… 

I mean we all know Solas is not home anyway but ;__; 

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My order from Silvan Naturals arrived today! So excited to start burning my beautiful Solas insprlired candle! I must say, they’re a lot stronger than i first thought, so hopefully it’ll have a good strong scent throw. Thanks so much to @right-in-the-vhenan for getting them to me so quick!

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Imagine Dorian often helping to mix poultices and such for the Inquisition. Whenever he’s finished, he uses the excess plants and minerals to experiment with new poultices. One day, he made a new poultice, and the entire rotunda heard him cackling excitedly before disappearing for the day. The next day, everyone is staring at Solas and he can’t figure out why, until he sees a grinning Dorian holding a mirror to show him his newly sprouted - and completely identical to Dorian’s - mustache. Solas refuses to speak to the mage for days.

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Dorian: (surprised noise) Solas, I didn't see you there. You're just so...nondescript.

Solas: (Yelling) WHAT? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR OUTFIT.

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Solas, you don’t say. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Solas & Abelas vs. The Dalish

The Dalish: Hey, we're Elven just like you guys!

Abelas: NOOBS! You're nothing like us. We're REAL Elvhen.

Solas: Can you even Uthenera? Go back to the sandbox, little shems.

Abelas:There's nothing I hate more than Dalish noobs. They make me want to sleep and never wake up.

Solas: You call yourselves Elvhen? Come back in two-thousand years, if you can even figure out how to live that long!

Abelas: Maybe then, we'll stop the wedgies. Maybe.