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go pre-order your dream dumpy now gogogo

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Who is he?

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Which DreamSMP characters can hold their alcohol the best

[disclaimer: it's a joke please dont take this seriously. About the characters and NOT the CCs]

Philza: Can hold a few drinks, then goes downhill fast. (old man gets sick speedrun)

Technoblade: Seemingly drinks the most, how isn't he drunk yet? (he throws most of it to the plants or out the window. It's all an intimidation tactic.)

Wilbur: Downs vodka like it's nothing but throws a hissy fit if he has to drink a normal beer because "it's the most disgusting concoction known to mankind". Gets fun-drunk but regrets it in the morning.

Dream: Only drinks to try new drinks, never drinks enough to be drunk or even tipsy. Wilbur calls him a pussy for it regularly.

Quackity: Only drinks casually, rarely gets drunk, but when he does he's a sad drunk.

Awesamdude: Drinks to forget, then forgets the wrong things. Poor guy.

Badboyhalo: Will drink only if he's dared to outdrink someone. He's never lost. How does he do that. Where does it go.

Punz: Exclusively shotguns his drinks. If it's not in a can, he won't drink it.

CaptainPuffy: Regularly has drinks with Niki and Foolish. They're drinking buddies.

Nihachu: Likes wine the best, sometimes gets expensive bottles just to share with Puffy.

FoolishG: Has had tastes for every drink imaginable in his long past, but currently just casually has drinks with his buddies every so often. (doesn't drink to get drunk) (anymore)

Eret: Sometimes joins Foolish, Niki, and Puffy for drinks, besides that they don't drink at all.

GeorgeNotFound: Cannot for the life of him hold his liquor. Gets drunk so fast. Is a loud drunk.

Hannahxxrose: Can hold her liquor, but is also a loud drunk. She's convinced she isn't though, and will yell at people to prove her point.

JackManifoldTV: Absolutely stubborn drunk. Spiteful drunk. People are hesitant to invite him. (reason: he once tried to MLG water while drunk because people told him not to and he died and then blamed them for "daring him to do it".)

Mexican Dream: prefers happy powder but is not opposed to straight vodka. It's really one or the other. Go big or go home.

Sapnap: Commits various crimes when drunk, says he doesn't remember them the next day. He does. He wasn't drunk. He likes arson.

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dsmp fan artists and animators, I am please begging you to draw or animate a magical girl transformation of techno from human form to pig form 

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God I love c!Technoblade. He's such a good character. He's well-written, he's entertaining, he's consistent yet has undergone so much change throughout the story.

He's an anarchist, he's loyal, he loves animals and is kind, he believes everyone is capable of change, of becoming a better person. He had friends, he lost them, he was betrayed multiple times and even after it all he chose to trust people again, he chose to trust his friends with his very life. He knows he's violent and he is trying to change, to become a less violent person for himself and for others. He's tried peace and was hunted down and set back onto a path of spilling blood only to try and be less violent again once his vengeance was delivered.

The world keep challenging him, keeps trying to prove to him that violence is the only language that will ever make him heard, that people will never see him as anything more than a weapon and he still chooses to try and change despite all of that! He keeps trying! And that's so inspiring??! The way he sticks to his ideals through all the hardship they bring him but changes the way he applies them and tries and tries to become a better person in a world that keeps trying to tell him that there is no point, that kindness is useless, that kindness will be exploited and that his trust will be broken.

c!Technoblade is persevering, he's caring, he's flawed, he's inspiring. I adore him.

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Hermitcraft mob AU anyone?? 👀👀

Like, every hermit is based on a minecraft mob.

Now the important question is if they're born like that in the au or something went wrong in season 8

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they dont know how to play cards

quotes from one of them incorrect quotes sites :]

rbs greatly appreciated!!! <3

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found out today that the "no don't [action] your so sexy aha" meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

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ATTENTION TO ALL TECHNOBLADE ENJOYERS

thank you for your attention

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found a subreddit where people share their tiny fruits

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tommy + comfort food and therapy spider <33 

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all the teams!

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