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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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why do fake fireplaces always just have fake decorative logs? They could put anything in there.

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please do not engage i am better as a concept

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.

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every time i think, i take 10 damage

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Forest Guardians

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hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....

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quick and dirty Kar'niss

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You think your fandom is niche, try being obsessed with your besties oc

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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

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Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

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Happy birthday Queen