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CHRISSSTMASTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IS A WEEEK AWAAY

Ehhhh.... not really one for christmas Too much planning and having to give. i prefer to just get

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Your costume is gonna be a janitor?

Nah, what I'm going to do is shaving, taking a shower, and doing proper hygiene. You would be surprised how horrific a clean bottom feeder can be.

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It's spooky month. Try and guess what my costume's gonna be.

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what's your favorite type of leftovers ?

Usually it's food that was crunchy, but now stale. Them's the best.

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Works been slow as of late... Aside from the toon fighting of course. But that's more like a chore than a job.

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Not me i'm a fucking cunt

Any opinions on Bottom Feeders? They're always saying things that make it sound like they're going to eat toons...

" Oh you must be misunderstanding them! Bottom Feeders LOVE Lunch too! They just mean they want to have you toons for Lunch with them! They're really quite sweet suits. "

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I'll let this picture speak for itself.

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Whenever i attempt to aid mx. monsoon in a fight with some toons she always does some kind of cyclone blarp and i am sent plummeting into the nearest building.

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your banana peel turned green, it might be time to replace it.

It's always been green... only when it's molding do I got to replace it.

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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I ATE THAT MADE ME THIS SICK I FEEL LIKE A CHEAP ALLOY

ughhhh i feel sick

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ughhhh i feel sick

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after a peer review. my coworkers said i 100% look like this. theyre right, just wish it wasnt wario

FOR THE LAST TIME. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. STOP SPREADIN SUCH SLANDEROUS LIES!

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FOR THE LAST TIME. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. STOP SPREADIN SUCH SLANDEROUS LIES!

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Honestly, horror is my favourite media genre. Movies or books. It's just really exciting to me. Especially when mixed with other genre. I know it's cheesy coming from the bin-head, but disturbing and body horror is what I especially like.

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whats your favorite type of weather?

As a matter of fact, I do have a favourite! It may sound stereotypical for a suit, but grey and cloudy weather is real calming, especially amongst the hustle and bustle of work.

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Recently requested to get my own office instead of a cubicle, and guess what! They actually gave me it! Of course it was under the promise that I would accept a promotion... Which luckily I never had to legally oblige to.

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Good Evening, Bottom Feeder, Mind if I ask why you were trying to get into the Executive Lawfice the other day? Last I recalled, Only Big Wigs and Executives could enter, and you don't seen very... Executive

Could you please not bring it up here, on my blog? Take it up with management or somethin'...