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Well, hello there....uh, I'm Allison•she/they • bi af • D&D fiend•introverted as all get out but if you wanna talk i’m all ears!• Insta: @allisonlawley
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Let us not forget the greatest real-life bard of all time.
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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦
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EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO
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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.
Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?
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But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon?
Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right
None of the King’s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can remember anyone who might have cursed the royal family, plus sire she’s clearly yours still I mean look at those eyes
They just kind of accept it and keep her in a tower so no one tries to slay her
The queen or castle servants reading bedtime stories to the toddler princess, who’s made a nest of her favorite toys and some jewelery she stole off her mother, and when she laughs little puffs of smoke come out of her mouth
The king being so proud when she flies across the room for the first time
And once the princess comes of age, confused knights breaking into the tower to find a twenty foot long dragon sitting at the vanity getting her horns polished by her handmaidens
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