lawsalor
lawsalor
Your Daddy In-Law
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August | 26 (Aug 21) they/he I live to spite Benjamin Franklin
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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ADVENTURE IS CALLING...
DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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dont take bird noises for granted
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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lawsalor · 17 hours ago
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lawsalor · 1 day ago
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a real thing that actually exists.
I'm trying to prove something.
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lawsalor · 1 day ago
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lawsalor · 2 days ago
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Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.
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lawsalor · 3 days ago
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lawsalor · 3 days ago
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lawsalor · 3 days ago
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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lawsalor · 3 days ago
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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
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lawsalor · 3 days ago
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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lawsalor · 3 days ago
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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
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